Is good hygiene over-rated?

[Guest112916]

Ok Eddiehaskell, let's put this in a different perspective. If Jennifer Aniston & Meagan Fox were the 2 girls in "2 Girls & a Cup" Would you give them a big wet kiss at the end of their show? Inquiring minds want to know.

[guest043013-2]

In general, I like good, clean sex.

But I remember this time a lady sexually assaulted me in her entryway. We were supposed to go upstairs for a shower, but didn't. She had just come from the gym, I was relatively clean, but an hour drive one way in a car in DFW anytime of the year doesn't leave one the freshest. Once I had her juices flowing, a little salty, sweaty taste during daty was replaced by her wonderful juices.

She referred to it as having married sex, rather than provider sex. We laughed through multiple orgasms.

But, yes, I prefer to hit the showers before I hit the sheets.

[Guest021812-3]

Alyssa... that little animated gif of yours... fuck... I, uh... fuck.

[bojulay]

This is a trick question Yall, it's impossible for good hygiene to be over rated. Ever!

Alyssa that's the cutest avatar that I've seen.

[Torito]

Let's see now, would I suck a dirty, stinky pussy? Absofuckinglutely not!! I don't care how cute, pretty, sexy, etc. Would I expect her to take and enjoy me in that condition? It's good money, but not that good.

Torito

[pyramider]

Stincky privates are never good.

But its always fun to eat Tex-Mex food prior to getting one's ass kissed.

[eddiehaskell]

Originally Posted by Von Spieler

Ok Eddiehaskell, let's put this in a different perspective. If Jennifer Aniston & Meagan Fox were the 2 girls in "2 Girls & a Cup" Would you give them a big wet kiss at the end of their show? Inquiring minds want to know.

Jennifer Aniston doesn't do that. She's too cute to do that. Hot chicks don't do that right? Say it ain't so willy!

[TheWanderer]

I wonder what it was like in the old days when a man rode in on his horse off the range after he had been sleeping in the woods for months.

Walks into the saloon, spurs jingling as he walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky in a dirty glass and then goes upstairs to meet one of the establishment's fine ladies who has been working there all day.....

Maybe they have a little wash-pan to clean up with....maybe not.

Personally, I'm thankful for hot water and nice smelling soaps.
I like to take advantage of modern technology.

[Torito]

Originally Posted by TheWanderer

I wonder what it was like in the old days when a man rode in on his horse off the range after he had been sleeping in the woods for months.

Walks into the saloon, spurs jingling as he walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky in a dirty glass and then goes upstairs to meet one of the establishment's fine ladies who has been working there all day.....

Maybe they have a little wash-pan to clean up with....maybe not.

Personally, I'm thankful for hot water and nice smelling soaps.
I like to take advantage of modern technology.

I may be wrong, but I am guessing they didn't eat a lot of pussy. Smell may have still been a bit strong, but with weeks without a bath, they might not notice. I also am very spoiled the the availability of showers.

Trito

[AdventureAdams]

Originally Posted by TheWanderer

I wonder what it was like in the old days when a man rode in on his horse off the range after he had been sleeping in the woods for months.

Walks into the saloon, spurs jingling as he walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky in a dirty glass and then goes upstairs to meet one of the establishment's fine ladies who has been working there all day.....

Maybe they have a little wash-pan to clean up with....maybe not.

Personally, I'm thankful for hot water and nice smelling soaps.
I like to take advantage of modern technology.

I don't care what time on earth it is, no one likes the smell of musk and urine. Even then they had to wash themselves out of a wash basin, at least until their odor was somewhat tolerable ( because i am sure luke warm water didn't helo much)


You are right OP good hygenine is way overrated, who needs clean suckable balls when I got my handy dandy pair of nose plugs nearby.
lol

[zebra]

Shower, wash, scrub a dubb dubb~! No brainer....

[Jaci]

Being clean is a must!!!!!! Im not smelling a dirty ASS...............

Kisses,Jaci

I Wont be smelling your ass anyway!!! lol

[eddiehaskell]

Originally Posted by Jaci

Being clean is a must!!!!!! Im not smelling a dirty ASS...............

Kisses,Jaci

I Wont be smelling your ass anyway!!! lol

Well, for the record Jaci, you are a hottie so if your's isn't all that fresh.....it's ok with me. Just saying........

[Kaci Snow]

Its pretty sad that you even think that it would be ok to go in smelling NASTY which you would after a day like that and expect a provider to want to put her hands on you without a shower... THAT IS NASTY . If you dont have time to clean up then you dont have time for a session ! Or hell call a backpage girl most of them dont give a shit as long as they have the cash to take back to there "daddy" at the end of the night.

EWWWWWW... thats just nasty

[Hercules]

I don't shave, trim, powder and lotion my balls to impress the guys in the gym locker-room.....