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Originally Posted by blade78
You must figure out what's good for you
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What's good for me is dick.
Sex every morning would make for a better America, of course in addition to smaller portion sizes.
You know what I find pathetic?
I'll take a small soda. Oh wow, this is a small? Ok thanks (for the jumbo soda or free upgrade that I didn't ask for). No wonder. If I ask for a small, give me a damn small already. If I'm too stupid to see the great deal you're offering, either tell me about it or consider it my loss. Tempted to hand the jumbo's right back when expecting a small and they give me a large.
For some reason expecting a small and getting a large reminds me of anal sex.
Can I fuck you in the ass? Depends, is your dick huge-fucking-mongous? No it's small. Upon arrival, dude, your dick is fucking 9 inches long and 3 inches in diameter. I apologize, but I don't think it's going to happen.
No different than false advertising providers.
Being small last year doesn't count, what counts is the here and now. I was expecting a small, where is "small"?
By the way, none of these comments are aimed at anyone, meant purely for entertainment purposes, my thought process is skewed.