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Old 07-30-2019, 11:36 AM   #16
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Hey ZP, I guess that gives new meaning to GFE.
Well there is GFE and TOTAL GFE. Total is where I fart burp and poop and I have an old shirt with holes in it and the boxers from who I am seeing. Than I get in bed. Scratch my ass and say bot tonight babe. I have a headache.

Let me know if you’re interested. Role play The real girlfriend Scenario is extra
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Old 07-30-2019, 11:39 AM   #17
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What a funny topic and I whole heartedly agree - equal farting rights for providers and clients!

Now, when it comes to me personally, if I can feel it coming then I’ll beg your pardon, or take my leave to the bathroom. But if it happens out of the blue then it is what it is. I would expect similar consideration from a provider.

If you have an upset stomach all bets are off. You can’t tell if it’s a one off, a bug, food poisoning, or whatever. I would explain the situation and beg my leave if it occurs in session. If it occurs before I would call and explain the situation and rebook. Likewise if it’s the provider and before a session, simply rebook. If during a session then I would prefer the provider stop and do whatever she needs to get well. Life happens so no point crying over it. The provider can then make a decision, when better, what if any, follow-up action is required. After all, we’re adults, we know that being sick is not fun.

So providers be honest. I typically have to use the bathroom several times the morning of an afternoon session due to a little anxiety/nerves (even at my age). Do you go through the same??
Oh I have no problems being honest about any of it. It happens. Plus if you cut a loud one when with me I would laugh. Cuz well. It’s funny! I can tell you this for a fact. I can not fart during sex. Like actual penetration. I know cuz I’ve tried. :-)
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Certain foods give me the farts. I no longer eat boxed cereal. Wheat, oats, rice, it makes no difference. A bowl of cereal and I will have the farts all day. Wet cereal, like oatmeal doesn’t affect me at all. TMI?
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Certain foods give me the farts. I no longer eat boxed cereal. Wheat, oats, rice, it makes no difference. A bowl of cereal and I will have the farts all day. Wet cereal, like oatmeal doesn’t affect me at all. TMI?
Ummmmm. Have you read all my shit? Lol.

I have shared too much with u people. Sad thing is. Most people prob think I'm joking!
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I heart this thread......farts, flatulence, bubble-guts....it was funny when I was 5, and It’ll still be funny when I’m 50....keep the stories coming people.....
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I heart this thread......farts, flatulence, bubble-guts....it was funny when I was 5, and It’ll still be funny when I’m 50....keep the stories coming people.....
So glad I'm not the only one! I just posted for shits and giggles. Too much drama up in here
Sometimes the shit gets real and blows ass
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I hear ya Zan.....sometimes you gotta shart that shit right outta the water....Tebow knows I’ve desecrated a truck stop or two.....
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Old 07-30-2019, 07:28 PM   #23
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So glad I'm not the only one! I just posted for shits and giggles. Too much drama up in here
Sometimes the shit gets real and blows ass
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This has never happened to me but I guess it would depend who I was with. I think that having to drop a deuce mid session would most likely end that session for me lol.
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Nice threAD ZP!


Lmao, just kidding. Your sense of humor is priceless.
Got any crop dusting stories?


Go Astros!
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Oh shit (pun intended). That and the fact that I do my best thinking on the pot gave me a great idea!
As a general rule. Before seeing a provider /client pop an Imodium and take some beano and you shouldn’t have any issues!

Problem solved. Lol.
Haven't had the "issue" yet id probably die of embarrassment, but i will definitely keep your advice ya know just in case...💩 lmao
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Funny you should ask. Was gonna be my next topic of discussion. But you know I can crop dust with the best of em. It's fun in grocery stores, Walmarts , and my ultimate fav place Eva crop dusting the old blue hairs in a bingo hall.

Next time I see you I will show off my dutch oven mad skills. My DO game is on point!

And please don't call me out. Haha I'm secretly trying to find all my fellow fart/shit fetish freaks! So HUSH!

Don't worry. Your still my ATFMM. Even tho you called me out on my shit! Lmao.
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What I want to know is why the Anal Seepage Trollstars haven’t weighed in on this Thread?
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What I want to know is why the Anal Seepage Trollstars haven’t weighed in on this Thread?
Because trolls don't fart. Their assholes are located in their face in the shape of a mouth so instead of farts or shits they just blow mud threw their mouth-anus.

I mean. I'm Guessing. But sounds legit
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Because trolls don't fart. Their assholes are located in their face in the shape of a mouth so instead of farts or shits they just blow mud threw their mouth-anus.

I mean. I'm Guessing. But sounds legit
No doubt!
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