Five Tips for Survival on a SHMB

[Prolongus]

Mind if I add point #6?
6. Patience.
While posting, writing reviews, making appointments, running to appointments when you're late, running to post something bad about a Provider (or Client) when you weren't patient enough to hear the whole story.
Good 5, TinMan. Peace.

[bojulay]

1. Never eat at a place called Pop's
2. Never play cards with a guy named Mom

These two bits of wisdom have pretty much
got me through life so far, oh yeah, and

3. Always wear clean underwear.
You never know when you might have to
take a trip to the hospital.

[rcinokc]

Good post TinMan, but I gotta admit 3 & 4 can be a challenge at times.

[Copierguy0]

Originally Posted by TinMan

Several threads caused me to think of this. Ten years on the boards, and I assure you I have violated every one of these rules at one time or another...to my ultimate regret.

1. Don't be judgmental. Remember that you, too, are spending time contributing to a SHMB.

2. Don't preach. The people you are trying to convert aren't going to pay attention to you anyway.

3. I can't tell you the number of times I have finished typing a witty, scathing, memorable-for-all-eternity post, only to pause for a minute before moving on to something else without hitting the "Submit" button. Not once have I regretted that decision.

4. Treat everyone as an adult, even if they aren't acting like one.

5. Don't take the Hobby seriously, but take your personal security and privacy VERY seriously.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Mr. TinMan, as always you have great words of wisdom and thats why you are a valued member of Eccie since the beginning.

I always speak my mind and type impulsively. Sometime i make sence and sometimes, not so much. LOL

Merry Christmas to you as well sir,
CG

[jimmyjones]

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[TinMan]

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[administrator]

TinMan, very good list. HOWEVER, you left off a very important one....

When all else fails, blame ECCIE.

St. C

[LoveNHorny]

Isn't don't bump old threads a classic rule, too??

hahaha, just kidding. Dang Jimmy, you had to go digging for this one.

Seriously though, I've always respected your comments TinMan, and allow me to add a couple:

7. NEVER hit <submit> while inebriated. This holds true for any board where opinions and reactions to opinions may come into play.

And in a very late response to bojulay, it's:
"Never play cards with a man called Doc.
Never eat at a place called Mom's.
Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own."
--Nelson Algren

Peace be with you all.

[TinMan]

Actually, the rule is don't bump old reviews, mainly because that information can have a pretty short shelf life. This subject is probably a decent one to revisit from time to time.

You're exactly right on the "don't PWI" advice. I can think of quite a few times in the old days how I thought I'd posted an amazingly witty comment after a few too many martinis, only to get the Internet equivalent to chirping crickets in response.

[LoveNHorny]

True-true, sir, on both counts.

But we're just so much funnier after a few -tinis...heck, I'm a legend in my own mind!

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by St.Christopher

TinMan, very good list. HOWEVER, you left off a very important one....

When all else fails, blame ECCIE.

St. C

Blaming icky is an important step St C, but the one no one has mentioned is to
Never take a dump at the incall.

[corona]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Blaming icky is an important step St C, but the one no one has mentioned is to
Never take a dump at the incall.

LMFAO - this had me rolling!

[KittyLamour]

Thank you Tin Man... I appreciate your advice.

[cimarron]

I'm going to exercise # 3 and not make a comment on a couple of the above replies.

[Guest022315]

Originally Posted by ShysterJon

You left off wipe your ass and wash your balls and pussy.

Just fixing and highligting important points. One more rule be true to who you are