Should I become a Pimp??

[Guest123017]

all I ask is you get that avatar of yours tattooed on their thighs so as we all know who your ladies are...

[perpetualdesign]

Everything was just fine until right at the end when you lied to us. You said you were "humble". Now we don't know what to believe, thus the not sure vote.

[cliffbeefcake]

Hey MW, if this guy can do it:



I don't see any reason why you can't.

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by Kat VonDee

Let me give you a few tips and advice on how to be a successful and thriving pimp. 1st throw all your conscious and decency out the window. Because being a pimp you shall not care who you hurt or manipulate. This is all about YOU and YOU are the boss, a king or a daddy if you will. Whatever name suits you properly. 2nd, you have to create a stable. Preying on single mothers who are struggling financially are great targets! Don't be too straight forward you plan on having her sell her ass for your personal gain, promise her a better life. Bitches love better lives!! Oh yeah, we are no longer women you refer to us as bitches and hoes, like I said, decency out the window! Then you pretend to love us and REALLY care about us, gaining emotional control is all control. Pimps only dress and drive pimp stuff. I will have to send you to google to gather info on the "How To Look Like A Pimp" book because there, I cannot help you. And to keep your bitches in your stable, threaten their life, their well being and even throw their children into it. Because to be a pimp you must not care who you hurt. And all money is YOUR money. She will only get what she needs only if you believe its needed. While you blow the hard earned money she made on more flashly pimp gear. So if you are really considering being a pimp, I hope these rules and tips help you make your decision. Hope I helped you with your question

Thank you for this and everything else you have contributed. I suspect it has not been easy for you. It is indeed unfortunate you were led down a path of exploitation and I respect the fact that you have broken those chains and are seeking a better life.

Here's hoping good Karma finds you from now on.

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by perpetualdesign

Everything was just fine until right at the end when you lied to us. You said you were "humble". Now we don't know what to believe, thus the not sure vote.

OMG Dude....

Great to see you post here. You need to hang around, Sens is full of himself these days and we need you to calm him down...LOL.

Maybe we could put together a company and call ourselves Lifestyle assistants.
Do you like to paint toenails??

[bigryan2222]

MW, if the best piece of ass you can bring to the table is Big Deal, you aren't going to work out well in KC. Move further into Missouri for your best chance.

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by bigryan2222

MW, if the best piece of ass you can bring to the table is Big Deal, you aren't going to work out well in KC. Move further into Missouri for your best chance.

Ryan He asked me to be part of his stable but I'm over in Kansas looking for sinkholes...

Plus his bitch slap is more like a tap.....So I'm gonna ask the trifecta if I can join their posse.

[bigryan2222]

Originally Posted by BigDeal

Ryan He asked me to be part of his stable but I'm over in Kansas looking for sinkholes...

Plus his bitch slap is more like a tap.....So I'm gonna ask the trifecta if I can join their posse.

Good for you. I hope your photo shoot goes well and I am sure that is at least one person on this board that will like them. I dont know who, but this board is full of perverts for some reason so you should be just fine.

[DanteEtAthos]

Don't forget to pimp out your bitches on BP using the same number that also tracks back to your publicly posted "Cash4Us" Facebook page, like this genius businessman here:

http://kc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...y-4-u/15834124

[Guest022016]

Originally Posted by DanteEtAthos

Don't forget to pimp out your bitches on BP using the same number that also tracks back to your publicly posted "Cash4Us" Facebook page, like this genius businessman here:

http://kc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...y-4-u/15834124

Awww...how sweet. He LOVES her. EXACTLY how I envision my real love life!!!!

And Malwoody, I guess since I professed my love for you I get to be your main bitch. Apparently, that's how this pimpin' and trickin' stuff works. How bout it, my king? Let me give my "ass"ets to you. It only makes sense for me to walk away from this life empty handed and you driving a Royce.

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by MissSaraXXX

And Malwoody, I guess since I professed my love for you I get to be your main bitch. Apparently, that's how this pimpin' and trickin' stuff works. How bout it, my king? Let me give my "ass"ets to you. It only makes sense for me to walk away from this life empty handed and you driving a Royce.

Oh no worries Sweetie..

I'll take care of you baby and you can call me Comfort. All you gotta do is hit your quota daily and Comfort will treat you to a meal and give you bathroom access. Now get busy bitch, got a payment due on my Lac....

[Unique_Carpenter]

Omg,
Malwoody never loved BD and let him fall into a sinkhole.
(Comedic parallelism to real world intentional, think about it).

[Guest110923]

Lmao @ ur pimp name comfort

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by malwoody

I'll take care of you baby and you can call me Comfort.

Originally Posted by Kay2Day

Lmao @ ur pimp name comfort

And all his bitches work out of the Comfort Inn? Damn, he could have at least treated his girls a little nicer and called himself "Intercontinental"...

[Thequeen]

I was waiting for just the right time to come back... My return being pimped by MalWoody, just one question.. Do I call you Daddy or Big Daddy???