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01-03-2012, 05:07 AM
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User ID: 2438
Join Date: Nov 21, 2009
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And there are those who say women are the uncontrollably emotional gender.
Tangie, I immediately thought about you when I read the "fuck me with math" quote...hee hee. Whomever the lady was, it sure seems like it was one of those "blinded me with science" moments.
Does the lady passing wind in stereo count? It happened many years and a bunch of pounds ago with a civvie gal. I have no couth, just came up for air and went back in to see if I could make her do it again.
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OMG.....LMAO! Only you, Randy could this happen to you!
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01-03-2012, 06:07 AM
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Join Date: Mar 30, 2009
Location: Hwy 380 Revisited
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Lana, if I had to name the experience, I think I'd call it a QFE, or "queef/fart experience" lol! Everyone enjoying breakfast?
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01-03-2012, 06:58 AM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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It does happen. If you are eating and the lady queefs, it means you are doing something right.
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01-03-2012, 12:39 PM
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I sang my own rendition of "God Bless America", in the throws of some good DATY.
...and whoever came up with the word "Queef", should be farted on....lol.
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01-03-2012, 12:56 PM
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consulting for delites
Join Date: Apr 2, 2009
Location: Dallas TX
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not necessarily funny, but crazy and true.
one time in nyc, an agency women came to visit me.
when i asked her what she really liked to do sexwise, what got her off, she replied.
"i dont like sex. i'm just doing this so i can get enough money so i can move to florida w/ my son."
it went downhill from there.
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01-03-2012, 01:12 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jul 21, 2011
Location: lala land
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Oh papi or Oh daddy both a major mood changer.
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01-03-2012, 08:36 PM
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For your Pleasure
User ID: 2417
Join Date: Nov 21, 2009
Location: Dallas
Posts: 898
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I always say Thank You after AWESOME DATY always tickles the guys I find it funny too because I am big on please, ty, excuse me, (ya knw common courtesies) that I even carry it into the bedroom..
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01-03-2012, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: May 1, 2009
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ok, ok...
DATY usually gets me really ready to fuck...just grab the cover, I want to fuck now.
I had one guy that he started to come up for air and no lie - I kindly asked him, "do you mind if I asked you to do that some more...really, seriously, I've never had anyone do it LIKE THAT ever before in my entire life."
So, you know that whole DATY contest...I worry that I would compare everyone to him...and that's not that fair.
I'm not saying that others have sucked - it's just that his skills were something that I could learn from when I'm going down on girls. Good gravy davy!
Whew!
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01-03-2012, 09:35 PM
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Premium Access
Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
Location: San Antonio
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And Reese, you sang on key that time!
SAS
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01-04-2012, 12:00 AM
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Join Date: Apr 9, 2009
Location: Dallas, Texas
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"I Love You" ...
- He asked me to play along because his wife had recently passed away due to cancer and he needed to hear it. I felt so sorry for the guy but it was odd. I couldn't say it
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Awww... c'mon Berk!!! You should have a least told him "I lust for you."
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...and whoever came up with the word "Queef", should be farted on....lol.
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LOL!!! Way too funny!
netman
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01-04-2012, 07:41 AM
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Wicked Tryst dot net
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Join Date: Apr 15, 2009
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Negative!
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Awww... c'mon Berk!!! You should have a least told him "I lust for you."
LOL!!! Way too funny!
netman
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Sorry, but NO...Those words hardly ever come out of my mouth
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