Ugh :/ ...

[Wakeup]

Honestly Andy, you can tell us, it's not like you have anything invested in this fake handle. When it gets banned, just create another one and write a spa review no one can verify like you did with this one and you're back to reading the LR no problem...

What is your provider handle?

[Wombat94]

I thought Andy was the genius that used his real full name for a handle.

[AndyLattu]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Honestly Andy, you can tell us, it's not like you have anything invested in this fake handle. When it gets banned, just create another one and write a spa review no one can verify like you did with this one and you're back to reading the LR no problem...

What is your provider handle?

WakeupsMomma. Can't you read? I guess the waitresses can verify that you actually ate at those fine eating establishments that you reviewed. Try Harder!

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by AndyLattu

What your wife tell you what some of her clients look like

Sure I most certainly do talk about clients with him... Unfortunately for your attempt at a joke, my clients aren't minging, ( we don't seem to have the morbidly obese problem in central London)... Sadly, I can't say the same about the vast majority of people in Texas.

[Htowner]

And how did these awful 'faking' comments get out of BCD may I ask?
May be the WK is present right here on this thread perhaps.

[Guest032117]

I've had this comment as well...fortunately it has never come from a friend who I am not having a good time with...lol...if I'm not having a good time, its probably obvious and they don't dare ask. Heehee

Either way, there is an element of surprise and naughty sensuality to not knowing who is behind door number one. I have been lucky in that the guys who do come to me at 457 lbs have had many a redeeming quality. When the guy knows he is a challenge to look at, he tends to bring an enjoyable personality.

Kinda like making up for having a non-existent penis with the use of the hands or mouth...

yes, it happens!

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

......

yes, it happens!

God bless you YM.

[Asiandude]

Originally Posted by April_Showers

So I just have to say it... I kinda hate it when guys insinuate , hint, assume or just straight out make comments/say that I'm really good at "acting" (or w/e) to like them or enjoy them/our time together. I knoow there's a lot of girls that are in this strictly for the biz side and plenty of them that are fake, stuck up, feel obligated or bs-ers but please don't throw us all in the same group. I actually LOVE what I do! It's exciting, it's sexy, it's sensual, naughty/"wrong", an adventure... I am a huuge person of variety (I don't have a ONE fav anything, except number! Lol) and with THIS world I get to explore and enjoy a variety of men/women as well as fantasies and styles as well as different sides of myself. Also, the very few guys I haven't enjoyed seeing, I WON'T see them again. I refuse to spend time with them bc I don't enjoy it and I think that's no bueno for either of us (No pressure or worries for my new/unmet friends lol). And when things in my life have me not feeling like playing then I take a break for a little bit or don't set anything up until I'm able to enjoy our time. So please, if I see you and I "appear" to be enjoying myself/you, then INDULGE in it! Bc trust me, I REALLY am!

I am glad you bring this up, and i appreciate that you do take the effort to pace yourself so that you do enjoy your sessions. But there are a significant number of ladies on here that are driven by quick returns and thus book too many appts each day and then end up just being mechanical in their sessions...

[AllisonofHouston]

Tell you what sexy , if I were playing with you I know I would have a hot time and I would not have to fake anything....

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I've had this comment as well...fortunately it has never come from a friend who I am not having a good time with...lol...if I'm not having a good time, its probably obvious and they don't dare ask. Heehee

Either way, there is an element of surprise and naughty sensuality to not knowing who is behind door number one. I have been lucky in that the guys who do come to me at 457 lbs have had many a redeeming quality. When the guy knows he is a challenge to look at, he tends to bring an enjoyable personality.

Kinda like making up for having a non-existent penis with the use of the hands or mouth...

yes, it happens!

[AndyLattu]

Originally Posted by Valerie

Sure I most certainly do talk about clients with him... Unfortunately for your attempt at a joke, my clients aren't minging, ( we don't seem to have the morbidly obese problem in central London)... Sadly, I can't say the same about the vast majority of people in Texas.

I'm sure your clients appreciate tha you talk about them with Wakeup. Nice touch.

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by AndyLattu

I'm sure your clients appreciate tha you talk about them with Wakeup. Nice touch.

If you think for one second providers don't talk about their clients to someone whether that may be amongst each other, with a friend, partner etc... Then you're having a laugh...

PS- My clients love me

[AndyLattu]

Originally Posted by Valerie

If you think for one second providers don't talk about their clients to someone whether that may be amongst each other, with a friend, partner etc... Then you're having a laugh...

PS- My clients love me

Yes, but with another Board member. And, yes I am laughing. Not good form hun.

[notanewbie]

Jealous much AndyCat?

[Wombat94]

Originally Posted by Valerie

Sure I most certainly do talk about clients with him... Unfortunately for your attempt at a joke, my clients aren't minging, ( we don't seem to have the morbidly obese problem in central London)... Sadly, I can't say the same about the vast majority of people in Texas.

Not fatties in London just jacked up grills.

[April_Showers]

Allison, was that directed towards me??? I might have misunderstood but then again...what if I didn't? meow! lol