I'm huge!

[Guest062124]

What is truly funny..is when one of the "I'm so big and will rock your world" guys show up and you know instantly that someone has been "illusioning" (I made that word up) them to death. Poor things! Just be yourself.....big tool or scared turtle...if you are comfortable with yourself, then you and the lady will have the best time ever! There is nothing like a confident man!

[Randy4Candy]

...I slipped her the LAST FOUR INCHES. Then she became uncontrollably orgasmic what with all of the screaming, moaning and THEN she began to SQUIRTTTTTT (hell, she put out fires six blocks away!!!).

Of course, in my case the last four inches are the same as the first four... so I guess that puts me out of the running to be a prop in a porn flick. Awww, shucks.

Reesie, you can start "illusioning" me to death any time you like - right off hand, I can't think up a better way to go!

[TexAss]

Yeah, the ROS remarks about a guy's plumbing sometimes creep me out. But, to each his own I guess.

Reminds me of a fun time long ago...

I've never been accused of being too big by any girl, but there was a time when word around a college town I grew up in was that I had an impressive package. (Which was total BS)

Long story short. I had just begun dating a very hot, popular gal back in college. She had an ex-BF that was an ass. I had known him for a few years. We were both calf ropers in the rodeo scene. I'm at the local watering hole shooting pool one night and he comes over and sits down on a stool next to me while I'm waiting to shoot.

He says, "I hear you're fucking my ex-girlfriend. That's some good pussy, isn't it?"
He had me mad in an instant and outweighed me by at least 30 pounds. I didn't care.

I looked him right in the eye and said, "It was pretty good once I got past what you were fucking."

The fight was on. I took a pretty good ass whipping until it got broke up.
But, word around town for quite a while was not to fuck with me if you were a guy and to fuck me if you were a gal.
Worked out pretty good in the long run.

[DustyHands]

good story, Tex-Ass. and kudos.
jfred- Neo's reviews were so full of craziness, never sure what to believe, but I think CanDo's are pretty honest, at least those I've read lately. I'm all for brutally honest reviews, the good and the bad, and frankly I've been pleasantly surprised with the honesty lately in reviews that are more than just the minimum required to get another 6 weeks credit.

[italian1]

It's not the size of the pencil that counts, it's how you write your name!
Cheers!!!

[Tony Patella]

The ability to read between the lines in the ROS portion of a review is invaluable! Amazing how every dude that writes a review is the worlds most considerate, desirable and skilled lover out there prompting multiple orgasms in every female he sees! (In addition to being hung like King Kong...)

Sadly, never been accused of being huge but I make the best of it using the equipment I have.

TP (Hung like a fly, and proud of it!)

[Mick2010]

Well I am not the biggest or smallest. But it gets the job done. And if I finish first then I always let my mouth contiue forward until I am ready again. hehehehe....

[Tara Evans]

I like the way you think.

[stavinChain]

What's more fun than dancing around the campfire, recreating the time you killed that Mastodon single handedly?


Me stavin, King of Jungle, hear me roar!!

[T-Can]

Originally Posted by jfred

I too roll my eyes at some of the exploits described in ROS. (Neo, CanDO... are your ears burning? ) .

I never claimed to be big - in my reviews or real life. I did mention one time about having a huge little dick so that might be what you are talking about. jfred, why do I have this urge to use the smiley icon of the red faced smiley holding up the middle finger? Ahh yes, it's because I'm only average in size.

Thanks, DustyHands! I agree 100% on your post, Mick2010!

[jfred]

Originally Posted by CanDo01

...I did mention one time about having a huge little dick so that might be what you are talking about. jfred, why do I have this urge to use the smiley icon of the red faced smiley holding up the middle finger? ...

It's okay to flip me off.

Not sure why you came to mind in this discussion. I just think of you and Neo as a couple, I guess.

[daty/o]

Originally Posted by Mick2010

Well I am not the biggest or smallest. But it gets the job done. And if I finish first then I always let my mouth contiue forward until I am ready again. hehehehe....

This is my attitude exactly. I have a good 8" if you count my tongue and it gets every bit as much use.

As far as reviews go, I have to tell you; I have done some writing and I am usually very impressed with the quality of work and the level of thought that goes into them. Hell, I think Logan used to write for Penthouse forum. My compliments, gentlemen.

[T-Can]

Originally Posted by jfred

It's okay to flip me off.

Not sure why you came to mind in this discussion. I just think of you and Neo as a couple, I guess.

Thanks for giving the ok, jfred - you are one cool dude!

As for Neo, I don't associate myself with retired folks of this board.

[cheatercheater]

Originally Posted by reese foster

scared turtle...if you are comfortable with yourself, then you and the lady will have the best time ever! There is nothing like a confident man!

My rep precedes me...


I am confident that one day I will have the best time ever with Reese!!

[Dharma]

Originally Posted by TexasT

It's so big it's got its own zip code. It's so big it won't return Spielberg's calls. It's so big......

Déjà vu! Someone's dick is so big, he's banned from Japan because he whipped it out in Tokyo once and made Godzilla cry.

You know who you are!