Mayor declares martial law in Arkansas

[JD Barleycorn]

I'm thinking about getting into tulips. I like their smell.

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by joe bloe

What's Hillary got to do with it?

Not sure you were talking tulips.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by joe bloe

I think you should put all your profits into a safer investment, like buying a racehorse.

Futures are too risky at the moment. [New commodity: dog food]

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by joe bloe

It can't be the third one, since you don't have any balls.

Apparently Joe the Bloehard has been busy sneakin' peaks.

Pervert!

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

I'm thinking about getting into tulips.

I always suspected that you were a Tiny Tim fan!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSlcNfThUA

[Guest032516]

Originally Posted by BigLouie

Stock market stays over 14,000 for the first time in 7 years. The company I work for expects to triple it's sales this year. Everyone I know that owns a company reports they are doing great. Obama voted worst commie socialist of all time as companies report record profits.

Companies are doing better now because they laid off the deadwood. But new companies aren't being created fast enough to pick up the slack.

Good deal if your company got a bail out. Sucks if you are unemployed.