Simple Question....

[lat]

Very interesting, now i am not defending him but some of the girls i have seen have pulled one out on me and i will tell them wait sugar i brought my own.

[annie@christophers]

HOW BOUT THAT I.R.A !! GOD BLESS IRELAND !!! ANNNIE GO BRAUGH!!!

[LA Man]

Originally Posted by Bigpapa1

I've been wanting to ask this question for a while now, but just never have. Why do hobbyist when writing reviews say "she pulled out the magnums" or "regular trojans too little" or she couldn't handle my thrust".. Do you see where I'm going with this? Why? I've always found that quite humorous to be honest.. I mean like ROFLMAO humorous.. Think about that the next time you think about typing it.. LOL

Why bring up the never ending questions of how people write and why they ask what they do. Free speech, fantasy writing, or whatever the fuck you want to call it to each his own!!!

If I wake up one day and a magnum fits better I'll put it in a post and tag you BigPapa!

Geez always the same fucking drama here.....

[Bigpapa1]

Originally Posted by chellachella

Men hire hookers to live out a fantasy. The biggest one is that they are desirable and the woman really wants him. They are able to fantasize that they have a huge dick! And the providers job is to help with the fantasy, hence her acting skills are utilized.

On a review he can write whatever he wants about his own size, its not like she will ever publicly tattle on him. However, the ladies do have ways of gossiping, so we all know who is wearing magnums, and who needs a tiny water balloon.

I have always said, the provider is getting paid to tell you that it was great. All she is excited about is the money and how the bills are gonna get paid.

When I see reviews like that, I always say if he is that fucking great he wouldnt be paying for it, and the wife or SO would be all over that dick all the time.

Reality check!

QUOTE=Bigpapa1;1055404644]I've been wanting to ask this question for a while now, but just never have. Why do hobbyist when writing reviews say "she pulled out the magnums" or "regular trojans too little" or she couldn't handle my thrust".. Do you see where I'm going with this? Why? I've always found that quite humorous to be honest.. I mean like ROFLMAO humorous.. Think about that the next time you think about typing it.. LOL

[/QUOTE]

Chella, absolutely! Men who write these are fantasizing while writing these reviews. The interaction in itself is a fantasy. However, to me the comment in itself is hypocritical on this board. For example, If 400 pound women in my eyes are dime pieces (perfect in his eyes) and I write that she is a "dime piece", when the typical hobbyist sees her he immediately come back on here and blast the person who wrote that she was a dime piece (perfect in his eyes). If a reviewer omits that she has gained weight or omits any negative physical changes not depicted in her showcase he gets blasted for not thoroughly informing his fellow hobbyist. If that is the case then are we really talking fantasy or reality? One man's trash is another man's treasure. We all determine what beautiful is on our own. I can honestly say, women who only weigh 95 pounds would probably NEVER be considered gorgeous to me. It's not my attraction.. I don't like when women are dolled up with alot of make up on, heels and a ball gown. It's because I see that all the time. I get that all the time. I want her to be in sweats, shorts and tee. I want her to stimulate my body and mind with her insatiable natural sexiness. Nothing gets me harder than a woman who can hold a conversation with me. Look, I'm an ex football player. Had way too many cheerleaders and barbies in my day. Been there done that. I'm attracted to the shy, smart and "regular" girl.

To your statement about "if he was that fucking great he wouldn't be doing this".. Hobbying to many men is the illusion of variety. At the tip of his keyboard he can have a white, black, asian, hispanic, tall, slender, curvy, red head, brunette, or blonde. Are you saying that only super old, fat and introverted men use the services of providers? You have never met a man in your years of being in this profession that after your session was over you said to yourself "what the fuck just happened"? You never said to yourself "why is this guy doing this"? He's handsome, he dresses really well, he smells really well, he's articulate, he's intelligent, he stimulated you mentally, he just took you to a place sexually that you don't go often and he had money.. You've never thought that one time in your years of doing this?
I will say that I'm not the most attractive. I need to drop about 30 pounds, LOL, but you wouldn't know that I felt that way about my weight, because I exude a level of confidence that says, I'm not bad looking. My attire is EXTREMELY important to me. Every piece of clothing is thought out, from my socks, to shoes, to gingham style shirts, to small window pane style shirts, to plain white shirts. You will never ever catch me without the seasonal fragrance on.I'm a cologne connoisseur the way many are in regards to wine. Cologne is an art to me. There are scents that should be worn during certain seasons, during certain times or the day and during different situations. I'm half way intelligent. My profession requires me to be able to adapt to any environment thrown my way. Whether I'm talking to under privileged children or the movers and shakers of our fabulous city. The most important characteristic about me Chella/Annie is I'm a gentlemen. I don't care if you are a bng/hhr specialist or a $500/hr courtesan. You will absolutely and unequivocally get the same level of respect, charm and appreciation no matter where you are on the provider food chain. Sucks that I have to educate you all on me, because I'm not the type who likes to do that. I hate doing reviews, for that very reason. Well, besides the fact I'm old school and I don't like kissing and telling.
Finally Chella, I do this because I was married for 23 years. Divorced in December. The last thing that I want is a relationship. I don't want to be emotionally invested into anyone right now. It has absolutely nothing to do with what you mentioned above. I can guarantee you my involvement in hobbying has nothing to do with my ability to walk into Ringside or any high end bar and not be able to walk out with something... Any provider who has been with me, especially more than once knows that too.. There are some ladies on here that I love to talk to. I won't say names, because I don't want to drag you into this conversation, but I really enjoy every conversation that I've engaged in with the providers I've seen. Love ya

[Bigpapa1]

Originally Posted by LA Man

Why bring up the never ending questions of how people write and why they ask what they do. Free speech, fantasy writing, or whatever the fuck you want to call it to each his own!!!

If I wake up one day and a magnum fits better I'll put it in a post and tag you BigPapa!

Geez always the same fucking drama here.....

You are right man.. Free speech. Sorry to have offended you in some way.. Have a good weekend..

[Bigpapa1]

Originally Posted by annie@christophers

HOW BOUT THAT I.R.A !! GOD BLESS IRELAND !!! ANNNIE GO BRAUGH!!!

Annie, I'm still confused as to what I did or said to offend you, but I'm too old to do internet arguing.. Spats, arguments and drama have no place in my 43 year old life. So, to put all this to bed, I'm sorry if my post about asking why guys write that they wear magnums offended you. Be safe and have a great weekend.

[LA Man]

Dayum that's the way to put it BigPapa! Very upstanding and to the point. Take the bitch slapping out of it and if others want to continue fuck em and feed em fish heads!

I tip my hat to you, many would have kept on stirring shit. I apologize if my comment was offensive.

Now every body get naked and jump in the pool, weekends here and it's time to play!

[annie@christophers]

LA... your such a chick... i dont give a fuck what your reviews say....... actually proves my point. I THINK IM GONNA OFFER @)) FOR ANY OLD GIVEN UP PROFILES....shit what do you people care... not using..they spring out on demand anyway.. pm me if interested>>LOL annie

[Bigpapa1]

Originally Posted by annie@christophers

LA... your such a chick... i dont give a fuck what your reviews say....... actually proves my point. I THINK IM GONNA OFFER @)) FOR ANY OLD GIVEN UP PROFILES....shit what do you people care... not using..they spring out on demand anyway.. pm me if interested>>LOL annie

Don't understand what you just said, but at least you are laughing now.. So, I'm hoping that is a positive thing... Peace

[ilovethemgirls68]

Note to self...Never use Christopher's Cuties.

[annie@christophers]

we will miss ya babe.. lol..

[Bigpapa1]

Originally Posted by annie@christophers

we will miss ya babe.. lol..

Who me?

[Bigpapa1]

Annie, are you okay?

[chellachella]

Big Papa ya gotta understand, she is just messing with you LOL. She is going to miss the guys who are saying they will never call her service due to this post.

Oh fucking well, a trick is a dime a dozen!! Haha.

And the guys will call, we all know that head is the head that is in control!!

[disilene]

I always thought that magnum was just slang for a cover. Jimmy hat, rain coat, etc. Will the male species ever get tired of dreaming up nick names for things that deal with sex and the male genitalia?

The decline of the English language is a sad sight to see. We are at a point where most people ( I include myself in this) write an idea and either do not do a good job conveying that idea or the audience simply cannot understand that idea. But then again, we are not writing novels here, so the details do tend to be curtailed and the descriptions often left wanting. But with social media, texting etc, the written word is becoming a lost art.

I have learned to understand a lot of slang writing, but every now and again I run into someone and have serious doubts about their literacy.....though I have been surprised in that past to find that person very articulate, just a fan of horrible "text" style writing.



There was a similar thread over a year ago about guys bragging about how many times they made women cum. Hats off to you if that gets you off, but some of the numbers.....definitely had to file the review under fiction rather than nonfiction. But like has been stated, people get to write their reviews the way they want to.