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Originally Posted by CG2014
Women shouldn't drive big SUVs.
They can't handle the physics that comes with them nor do they understand them.
Should had gotten her a Corolla, Civic, Sentra or Elantra.
Now you can have your wife drive you to Perry's, 9.1 miles from Grapevine Mills, drop you off, she can go shopping for new underwear while you eat, then have her come back and pick you up.
You will be full of energy from your lunch: go home and fuck your wife while she wears the new underwear.
Kill 3 birds with one stone.
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She could get a smaller SUV to also handle the groceries, etc.
If she eats too many pork chops with all the fantastic side dishes they serve at Perry's she might need the bigger SUV though!