Microfiche, microfice, we don't need no stinking microfiche! Actually I did not know that it still existed. I thought everything had been scanned. Isn't it a hard plastic that can cut? Ouch but then those Russkies are tough.
Ok so you get caught. You have been living the good life here in America. probably get deported back and get a small flat with a shared kitchen and have to eat beets and cabbage.
I am also wondering if perhaps Sarah Palin did more than stare at Russia from her kitchen window? She was trying to build a bridge to nowhere but did it perhaps extend across for easier access.
From now on I am going to alter my foreplay to include exhaustive body searches for secret messages.