The First Annual ECCIE "People's Choice" Awards

[austinkboy]

Originally Posted by Damon Bradley

I can't help but notice that you made 2 of these lists.

You, sir, truly have too much time on your hands. Time to get back out there.

In any case, I applaud your efforts. Well done.

I thought that it was something else on or in his hands, not time...

Originally Posted by Natalie Reign

I want to know who the voting members were for these awards, or I'll call shenanigans. I'll do it.

Voting members were Lefty and Righty. They had too much time on their hands

[Damon Bradley]

Originally Posted by austinkboy

I thought that it was something else on or in his hands, not time...



Voting members were Lefty and Righty. They had too much time on their hands

[austinkboy]

so, the winners are?

[Cityjazz]

Before we present the awards for those who were nominated yesterday, there are twelve honorary awards that I’d like to present to various members of the ECCIE community.

The "Mr. Social" Award
Whispers

To the man who is not only responsible for some great socials, but also for providing a social conscience, by starting the Toy Drive in Connection with the Holiday Party. You generated thousands of views to that thread, not to mention thousands of dollars in donations. Congrats! Presenting the award are the calendar girls of Perfect 10:
Girls (in unison): Oh, Whispers…pick me next!


The BBBJ Connoisseur Award
Sixxbach

Thanks for giving us many fine reviews and a fabulous list. We are all indebted to you. Presenting this award is one of my personal favorites, and one you’ve yet to meet, Laura Lucks:
Laura: Oh, Sixx…pick me next!


The Shakespeare Award
Down41

Thank you for some of the best written and entertaining reviews of the year. Presenting this award is Anna Double Dutch.
Anna: Oh, Down… where are you? Oh darn, I guess he isn’t here to accept. Well, tell him I say hello!


The ECCIE Achievement Award
Beagle

Your BP Ad Compilation threads were a huge success. The five threads generated over 125,000 views and 541 individual posts. Thanks for taking the time. Presenting this award is Kelli Lovve, another of my favorites, who was mentioned in thread (www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=511979&postcoun t=7)
Kelli: Hi! Do you think my ass is cute?


The Marketing Genius Award
Leslie Lane

Leslie, whether you intended to or not, you generated quite a storm of interest upon your arrival. Your threads were some of the most views and responded to. And you did it with humor. I personally loved your “Bashing Leslie Lane” thread. Presenting this award is bubbaJay. Hey bubba, why are you naked?
bubbaJay: Because Leslie just said hi to me, so that means were gonna have sex together.
CJ: bubbaJay, just because a woman says hi to you, doesn’t mean she wants to have sex with you.
bubbaJay: Oh yeah? Name one girl who’s ever said hello to me that hasn’t had sex with me!
CJ: Ummm… good point.


The ISO Award
Aubrey Taylor

This award goes to the provider who had the most views of an ISO thread (nearly 5,000!). Is Aubrey here to accept? Oh, gawd… here we go again…


The Glory Award
TaylorMaiden29

Taylor, this is a special award for making the Glory Hole such an amazing idea. I’m giving you this award, even though there were several ladies who participated, because it was your original thread that caught my attention, “Seeking new glory hole girl” which got 4,500 views.
Taylor: Thank you, CJ. I is so happy to get this.
CJ: Umm… don’t you mean “I am so happy to get this?”
Taylor: What? So now you are some kind of grammar expert????


The Epic Waste of Time Award
Sweet Heather

Thanks, Heather. You’ve never visited Austin, but you sure left your mark with your thread, “Two EROTIC, WONDERFUL, EXCITING new things.” It generated 130 posts and over 6,000 views. And I’m still not sure if anyone cares about your gaping ass. In any event, presenting this award to you is Anastasia Redd!
Anastasia: I don’t do that.


The Where are the Damn Pictures? Award
Cheater

Cheater, you certainly entertained us with your exploits with Pepper and Missy. Your thread, “Getting it on at the Autoparts” generated over 5,000 views. I’m only sorry you never shared any pix with us. But that’s okay, because presenting this award are Pepper & Missy in person!
Pepper and Missy: Hi-i-i-i-i Cheater! Do you miss us? We need another lube job!


The Award for Most Popular Agency Ads
M!NT

Marco, your ads were consistently the best viewed of any of the agencies. In fact, your “Claire Danes double debuts” ad received almost 10,000 views. Congratulations. I wanted to have all the girls of M!NT present the award to you, but when I called the agency number, no one answered… so I present this to you myself.


The Award for Most Popular Agency Reviews
The Austin Escorts

Michael, you’ve got a very impressive list of girls, many of whom have not only gotten stellar reviews, but also reviews that have been very popular. Several have received over 10,000 views. And while I should mention that this is also due to the reviewers, I wanted to thank you for helping to make Austin a lovelier place, with the likes of:

• Kimmy (dNguyen’s review generated 16,000 views; SuaveApe’s generated almost 11,000),
• Marina (AustinHotGuy’s review generated 16,000 views; OldCrow’s generated almost 10,000 views), and
• Ananda (JohnRock’s review generated 11,000 views; Poseidon’s generated 6,500 views)

not to mention Nicole, Natalie, Jenna, Lisa, and Brooke!


The Who was here then? Award
Nibbles_n_Licksx

This was one of the very first ECCIE threads in Austin. I was not here at the time, but it was nice to go back and see who helped to get ECCIE going in this town. Thanks to the nearly 200 people who stepped up to add their voice to this site.

[eglrdr]

Outstanding presentation..

Originally Posted by Cityjazz

Actually, I'm busy on other (non-hobby) projects. I promised myself to stay focused until I see Natalie and Kelli on Jan 20. Not sure it's gonna work out completely, tho!

I surely hope that you have been doing other things than this to entertain yourself for the last month, otherwise it's going to be a very long 4 hours for these lovely ladies.

[MarleyMonroe]

Glad I made the nominees ... lol even if it is just for a price range thread

[atxbrad]

I applaude CityJazz. This thread could of gone south quickly with negetive catagories and nominations, but it didnt and that is admirable.

I feel inspired...........Marley, Im sorry, I made some dickhead remarks to you. I am honestly apologizing, not being a smart ass.


Good work CityJazz!


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[Sir Hardin Thicke]

I'm just curious as to why reviews for SWs and AMPs weren't included? Sypertoezz and Sixbach have some great stories to share in that forum. Either way, glad to see the winners.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Cityjazz

Before we present the awards for those who were nominated yesterday, there are twelve honorary awards that I’d like to present to various members of the ECCIE community.

The "Mr. Social" Award
Whispers

To the man who is not only responsible for some great socials, but also for providing a social conscience, by starting the Toy Drive in Connection with the Holiday Party. You generated thousands of views to that thread, not to mention thousands of dollars in donations. Congrats! Presenting the award are the calendar girls of Perfect 10:
Girls (in unison): Oh, Whispers…pick me next!

Sheesh... I don't have an acceptance speech prepared. I'll get back here in a bit....

But in the mean time ... Thanks! They are no fun pulling together and have involved too much work the last few times during...... but the purpose, meeting other like minded individuals, has been well served....

I've met a lot of folks and have a few new friends this year I didn't have last year.....

Am I a nominee in the most Anti-Social Behavior category as well?

[Leslie Lane]

I am truly honored to have received this award. But I cannot accept it in good conscious without first acknowledging someone who I couldn't have done this without. Someone who I hold very dear to my heart, who inspired me to put myself out there and start my very own "Bashing Thread".

My dearest friend Lil Bubblegum. Lil Bubblegum makes me want to strive to be a better provider. He....(huh? What? His name is Lil Bubba? Really, hmm...I'd forgotten that pricks name...What? This things still on?? Dammit!!)...Ummm... As I was saying, Lil Bubba, my dear friend...I share this award with you. I couldn't have done this without you.

To Lil Bubblegum everyone....(What?? Dammit!!!)...I meant to say Bubbajay!!! I proudly share this award with you.

[austinkboy]

Originally Posted by Leslie Lane

...My dearest friend Lil Bubblegum. Lil Bubblegum makes me want to strive to be a better provider. He....(huh? What? His name is Lil Bubba? Really, hmm...I'd forgotten that pricks name...What? This things still on?? Dammit!!)...Ummm... As I was saying, Lil Bubba, my dear friend...I share this award with you. I couldn't have done this without you.
To Lil Bubblegum everyone....(What?? Dammit!!!)...I meant to say Bubbajay!!! I proudly share this award with you.

LMAO, Lil Bubblegum!

[cheater]

Thanks Cj. But pepper moved in and missy just came back from Okc.

[Guest010512-2]

Originally Posted by Cityjazz

The Shakespeare Award
Down41

Thank you for some of the best written and entertaining reviews of the year. Presenting this award is Anna Double Dutch.
Anna: Oh, Down… where are you? Oh darn, I guess he isn’t here to accept. Well, tell him I say hello!

That's just mean.

[Metal Smith]

Great job C J -- very inventive and so far spot on thanks for the entertainment....

Cheater private PM me with that phone number please I won't tell a sole!

[Cityjazz]

Metal... you better tell me!