So hypothetically Yummy....

[WTF]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Whores and John's blame me for everything from being rude to global warming...might as well blame me for that too...

We pointed out Foxy's stupidity in the matter....is it now our fault she was banned? Foxy has no one to blame but herself.


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[chicagoboy]

What's funny is the lengths tg goes to, to assert he doesn't care what anyone here thincks. He certainly cares about not caring.

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by WTF

You ain't giving Fancy near enough credit. TG was two stepping with someone who was willingly there and kinda bragging about it to be honest.

To try and shift all the blame to TG would be no different than shifting all the blame to the Mod staff for banning her. Might as well blame wakeup for pointing out her admittance to reading the review.

Dammit WTF, you have to keep the whores in proper order. Fancy was the whore that TG (not to be confused with the real TG) saw. So, he could get some street cred. So, he could see the banned potty mouth outing whore AlyssaXOXO. So, he would have a couple of reviews under his belt. So, he could pay to have a fat whale called Foxy from the Carolinas shipped in for a few days of debauchery. So, he could show all the Houston whores that he is willing to spend banck in the sewer.

Of course Wakeup and the modtard share some of the blame. Foxy wanted me to pull the ban trigger. I wanted to wait until after Christmas.

Wakeup would have gotten his jollies at the 3 week delay. Foxy would be with us for the Holidays. We would have had 3 weeks of TG (not to be confused with the real TG) gloating about the fat whore not being banned.....because, he knows this shithole.

No Bah Humbug here.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

What's funny is the lengths tg goes to, to assert he doesn't care what anyone here thincks. He certainly cares about not caring.

That is a very good point.

[TravelingGentleman]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Are you sending a stipend to that sewer rat you threw back when you finished with her.........seeing as you walked her right off the cliff into a ban during the holidays.

How did that "she didn't do anything wrong.....I talked to St.C.....blah blah blah" work out for her?

That gem is going to be broke at Christmas time with nothing more than a lump of coal in her stocking......because of you.

I assure you, Foxy will not be broke for Christmas. Aside from our visit, remember that ECCIE is non-existent outside of Texas - so unless she's also banned from the big sites, and her phone, and her email, AND she got robbed after our visit, she'll be alright. And since we still talk, I don't think that's happened.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Dammit WTF, you have to keep the whores in proper order. Fancy was the whore that TG (not to be confused with the real TG) saw. So, he could get some street cred. So, he could see the banned potty mouth outing whore AlyssaXOXO. So, he would have a couple of reviews under his belt. So, he could pay to have a fat whale called Foxy from the Carolinas shipped in for a few days of debauchery. So, he could show all the Houston whores that he is willing to spend banck in the sewer.

Of course Wakeup and the modtard share some of the blame. Foxy wanted me to pull the ban trigger. I wanted to wait until after Christmas.

Wakeup would have gotten his jollies at the 3 week delay. Foxy would be with us for the Holidays. We would have had 3 weeks of TG (not to be confused with the real TG) gloating about the fat whore not being banned.....because, he knows this shithole.

No Bah Humbug here.

Good reviews will follow good service....whether that be word of mouth or eccie. So my advice to ladies is make damn sure your service level is good and chill with trying to influence the board by trying to be Queen Bee.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

I assure you, Foxy will not be broke for Christmas. Aside from our visit, remember that ECCIE is non-existent outside of Texas - so unless she's also banned from the big sites, and her phone, and her email, AND she got robbed after our visit, she'll be alright. And since we still talk, I don't think that's happened.

TG, could you have just been satisfied to keep that knowledge to yourself? She would be just as fine and you would not be spilling your and her business to the board.

Be content with the fact that she is ok.

Show that you really do not care what the masses think and keep that shit to yourself.

[armature]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

If six months of mostly polite inquiry around here have taught me anything, it's that manners are wasted on the helmeted special team in the same way that a bottle of Platinum is wasted on a homeless alcoholic.

I don't drink booze. I have discriminating tastes so I'm more of a wine drinker. So anyway, I Googled Platinum. Only link to booze is Bud Light Platinum and how it has more alcohol in it. Classy, Platinum, Bud Light Cryptic Linck

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Dorothy, I suspect armature is your manhandle,

We're both sexy bitches, but no. I like it, but no.

Why you hatin' on Dorfy any-fucking-way? She's been hooking since you were still cuddling your balls and wondering why your fat wife kicked you out of her bed. You come up in this bitch like you knowing what's the WTF. You don't. But we got your trick ass all figured out. You suffer from the same affliction that Wakeup does - low self-esteem / high self-worth. It's cray. Cray I say, but alas...

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

... verbal abuse...vitriol...[read: with a dick in your mouth].

Speaking of vitriol.

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Or trying to hack it. Or whatever.

She has a skilled trade.

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

I've said it before - you have an amazing smile, so hot. You were the very first provider that I wanted to see.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner chicken dinner! You wuv the shit out of her. Ahhhh, unrequited wuv. See what happens when you run your pie hole too much.

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

The reason I haven't (until this very moment) gotten long-winded...

That's the understatement of the mother fucking year. And we're in the last days of the year so that's saying something...

Let's see what else the Trick of the Year has to say...

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

...when you've tried baiting me...

No, she pretty much did. Puppy love is a bitch ain't it.

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

... is because you've demonstrably proven that you are intellectually incapable of reading a complete sentence, comprehending what you've written, and then putting together enough words in the right order to assembly some semblance of a witty retort...

I've not noticed that; her prose is easy to follow. And believe you fucking me, I can put a sentence together. They say I'm the Queen of the Thunderfuck. You may call me Your Highness. Being a gentlemen you understand you need only call me that once, after that ma'am will suffice. You know till you address my Magnificent - bitchin'-ass - Self again. Then we're back to Your Highness.

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

...Or dick suckers...

Um, honey, let me hip you to something. Know why women suck dick? Sit down for this big guy....It's to get men under our thumbs.

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Although given what people say, I'm not sure you've found what you're GOOD at yet - apparently practice doesn't make perfect.

Not what I heard. I heard she can suck a mean dick. But, since, I cannot be put under a dick-sucked spell, IDGAF.

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

I'm not angry at you; your taunts, name-calling, alt abuse - six months of this from you - truly not angry.

You should be. She's made an ass out of you and shined a light on your candy, abusive-ass.

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

...dingleberry...the annoying inability to get off the soiled bits of toilet paper attached to your butt.

You're the one that brought up TUMA. You like scat? You struck me as a subbie type, but scat? Gross. I hate poo germs.

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

T...taught you that attractive people didn't have to work to succeed in life...

More of that unrequited wuv. Oh, and we, that is good looking people, don't have to work as hard.

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

...now looks are fading with age...

Fading with age? What are you a retard? She's like in her twenties.

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Having said that, most of which you probably won't understand...

I understand. Do you understand what I've said? How easy it was for me to psychoanalyze you from a far? You make things too easy. Go back. Drinck some Platinum Bud Lite. Regroup and then we'll talk. I don't like an easy fuck. I like a hard one.

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

I think I've toed the line for "points" on this one without stepping over the line, but time (and Spice) will tell.

All Spice can do now is save you...trick.

But enough about all that is fabulous about Dorthy. Let's talk about you shall we? But first, I gotta go be me. More coffee and breakfast. Then, you. k?

[TravelingGentleman]

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

What's funny is the lengths tg goes to, to assert he doesn't care what anyone here thincks. He certainly cares about not caring.

What's more funny is the lengths you go to sniff around my ass. I keep posting because you tards keep tickling my balls and making me laugh. I haven't seen any stand-up comedy in days because there's been enough humor here to keep me chuckling.

Chicago, if you were a provider, your stalking me around ECCIE the last week would count as cybersex and I would be questioning whether I owe you money for this ongoing digital rimjob.

I should have the same question for the special needs tramp, but her requested payment is a pegging session instead -she wants to deviate from her "no butts" policy.

And WTF, you won't need updates from me via phone, I'm sure you'll have those binoculars ready and zoomed in, prepared to give live updates to the community on what I'm doing wrong.


*edit* Armature, I see that you posted moments before I did. You're not even a troll, you're an irrelevant troll. I agree that you're not Dorothy; you can write a sentence. Aside from that, the rest of your irrelevant noise isn't even worthy of response.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by armature

Um, honey, let me hip you to something. Know why women suck dick? Sit down for this big guy....It's to get men under our thumbs.

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Men have no problem with that! Suck away ladies!

armature, take this misandry elsewhere, it weakens your argument

Originally Posted by armature

You know till you address my Magnificent - bitchin'-ass - Self again. Then we're back to Your Highness.

. Plus all the ghetto talks does not help either.

[TravelingGentleman]

Originally Posted by WTF

Common sense.

Stop it. I'm trying to dislike you over here.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

And WTF, you won't need updates from me via phone, I'm sure you'll have those binoculars ready and zoomed in, prepared to give live updates to the community on what I'm doing wrong.


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Come again?

I have never communicated with you phone or otherwise.

You are saying you do not care but your actions are speaking the opposite.

You said you were talking to Foxy...I just recommended you keep that to yourself. I'm trying to help ya out here brother.

[TravelingGentleman]

Originally Posted by WTF

You are saying you do not care but your actions are speaking the opposite.

I'm even trash talking wrong? 18 pages here and several pages elsewhere of "Everyone in my business can sit on a splintered wooden peg and rotate while you lick my starfish to muffle the sound of your whining" has come across as trying to win the hearts and minds of this community, which I make repeated reference to in vulgar terms?

I feel like you just told me that I need to step up my game.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by armature

They say I'm the Queen of the Thunderfuck.

Now I know why you mentioned me, as if you had a choice...welcome back...

[R.M.]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman
Dorothy, I suspect armature is your manhandle.

I do armature's hair so I know better. But you sound like have a vagina...