Please run for President

[herfacechair]

One month? Man, it seems like I was only here for a few days! Time does fly when you have fun. But that's nothing. There's a five month old 56 page thread on another message board that's still kicking. Another 82 pages and dirty dog and I will get this to 100 pages.

[MsElena]

That's truly nothing to brag about. You do realize that this is a hooker board right?

[catnipdipper]

Ms Elena is so right.

It is obvious to me that the guy is sick. Maybe this outlet helps him cope in some way, annoyingly dull as the rants are. Just think if he were on the bar stool next to you as it would be worse.

[JD Barleycorn]

Went back and reviewed some of this. Quite surprised that some people didn't stop making gay references to accuse me of being this person too. That having been said, I have to agree with a lot of of HFC but I think this has gone on too long. I also notice the usual suspects making the same allegations that have been posted so regularly. Can you come up with some new jokes?

[catnipdipper]

What does Galt, Deacon, and Barleycorn share?

The same DNA and IQ score!

[kcbigpapa]

Originally Posted by catnipdipper

What does Galt, Deacon, and Barleycorn share?

The same DNA and IQ score!

Catnipdipper, Deacon is not Galt. JD and JG are one in the same though.

[catnipdipper]

If Deacon is not Galt then he is a close relative and perhaps lives in the same trailer house and shares a pickup truck with Galt.

I wonder if they are siamese twins that shared a brain and when cut apart were each left with 1/2?

[herfacechair]

Originally Posted by MsElena

That's truly nothing to brag about. You do realize that this is a hooker board right?

You, along with others on this thread, keep opening your trap about this thread continuing on. I'm sending a message to the opposition that I don't put a shelf life on a debate… that I'll continue ad infinitum. Don't mistake my telling it like it is as "bragging," no matter how much your emotions would tell you otherwise.

You do realize that this isn't the first sex industry related board that I've debated on, do you? That should clue you in to the fact that you're bringing up a red herring statement.

[herfacechair]

Originally posted by catshitdipper

Ms Elena is so right.

It is obvious to me that the guy is sick. Maybe this outlet helps him cope in some way, annoyingly dull as the rants are. Just think if he were on the bar stool next to you as it would be worse.

Pray that MsElena doesn't make a sharp, 90 degree angle turn when she walks… she'd end up snapping your neck in her rectum if she does.

It shouldn't be surprising to anyone that one liberal on this message board would tell another liberal that he agrees with her.

Your real issue with me is that I'm going to keep at it when going against your side of the argument. You people aren't used to someone doing that. I don't see either of you making a move to do what both of you insinuate I should do.

[herfacechair]

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

Went back and reviewed some of this. Quite surprised that some people didn't stop making gay references to accuse me of being this person too. That having been said, I have to agree with a lot of of HFC but I think this has gone on too long. I also notice the usual suspects making the same allegations that have been posted so regularly. Can you come up with some new jokes?

JD Barleycorn, this isn't unique to this board. The tactics that you see coming from the liberals on this message board are very similar to those that liberals pull on other message boards that I've debated on. I've seen their pattern repeat itself over and over again. You're probably not going to see new "jokes" coming up.

They put a whole bunch of effort into whining, moaning, groaning, bitching and bellyaching about my constantly posting my responses, or they run to the moderators/admins to muzzle me, but they don't do something that'd end my participation on this thread once and for all… ignore me.

[dirty dog]

HFC how is my little puppet today, time to pull your little chain and make you bark. Can you explain to the people of the board exactly what it is you are debating? Except for me poking fun at you its not a debate, but your too stupid to know that LOL. I am sure this could go to 100 pages, just as long as I am pulling your string, so bark now little puppy.

[herfacechair]

lap dog: HFC how is my little puppet today,

Seams like you like to disobey your domina wife when she's not around.

The only controlling that's happening is your domina wife controlling you like a marionette. I see that you're deliberately disobeying her orders, to clean the floors with your mouth, with your posting on this message board.

Shouldn't surprise me that you enjoy the beatings that she gives you for your disobedience, you seem to enjoy the beatings I'm giving you here.

lap dog: time to pull your little chain and make you bark. REPEAT POINT

Again, that's like someone, who just got attacked by a shark, claiming that he caused the shark to attack him. Are you that stupid that you don't see the cause and effect going on here?

lap dog: Can you explain to the people of the board exactly what it is you are debating? REPEAT POINT

Does an argument/debate have two, opposing, sides? YES [ ] NO [ ]

Are you agreeing with most of what I'm saying here? YES [ ] NO [ ]

Copy those questions and post them to your reply. Place an "X" in the box that represents your response. Spare me your nonsense.

lap dog: Except for me poking fun at you its not a debate,

Don't mistake your farting your opinion as your "poking fun" at me.

lap dog: but your too stupid to know that LOL.

Don't mistake my not being swayed by your attempts to baffle me with your BS, as my being "stupid." You remind me of a teenager that accuses a parent for being "stupid" for refusing to buy into that teenager's whacked sense of logic.

lap dog: I am sure this could go to 100 pages, just as long as I am pulling your string, REPEAT POINT

Again, that's like someone, who just got attacked by a shark, claiming that he caused the shark to attack him. Are you that stupid that you don't see the cause and effect going on here?

lap dog: so bark now little puppy.

Announcer: Sit Dirty Dog, Sit!

Dirty Dog: WOOF!

[dirty dog]

That's my little bitch, pull string watch puppet dance LOL.

[catnipdipper]

Hey Dirty Dog;

What other tricks can you make him do? Roll over? Speak? How about you get him to play dead?

He is like a Pavlov Dog isn't he. Total reactionary, counter slapper, time waster, last worder type that you hope to avoid.

[JD Barleycorn]

I guess stupid is as stupid does. Way to go DD and CDN.