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Old 10-07-2010, 08:54 PM   #241
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Then it is time for a cover and I pound her missionary style


If Benjamin Cox and Mortimer Zucker formed a law firm what would the name be ?
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:24 PM   #242
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...If Benjamin Cox and Mortimer Zucker formed a law firm what would the name be ?
Shyster, Shyster, Gyppo and Edelheit.

Which member of his extended family (Jane, Boy, or Cheetah) did Tarzan like better?
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:27 PM   #243
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If you take a bum and clean him up and comb his hair will he then be shevelled ?
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Old 10-08-2010, 02:33 PM   #244
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More likely to be raked.

In the hobby world, what does BMW stand for?
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:01 PM   #245
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Bolivian Martian Werewolves why are hushpuppies so named?
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Old 10-08-2010, 06:51 PM   #246
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Because they normally bite

Why are they called hookers?
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Old 10-08-2010, 08:27 PM   #247
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Because there is at least one Friday the 13th every year.

What is the difference between figure and hockey skates?
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250 knots indicated airspeed

I always hear this in police documentaries " it would blow the investigation wide open " Exactly how, was it closed before ?
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Bayerische Motoren Werke built the 003 axial-flow turbojet engine. It was tested in the A-1b prototype version of the Me-262....it's failure on takeoff delayed the program until Junkers could build the operational Jumo 004!

Where does the hole go when you eat a donut?
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Without the hole; does not one ass exist.


What's up doc?
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That's where I keep my Chris-Craft Corsair.


Who puts the holes in Swiss Cheese?
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Old 10-11-2010, 08:30 PM   #252
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Who puts the holes in Swiss Cheese?


Some asshole who wants to cheat me out om my money

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What did the banana say to the vibrator?
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Why can't you push a rope ?
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Because the makers of Pace Picante sauce broke its will

What does James Bond, Alex Trubek and our very own St.Christopher have in common??
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