Hobbiest selling himself!!!!

[Johanna]

Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

You are going to actually make that cat walk that far?

If he wants this fifty bucks AND the waffle of his choice, he's gonna have to walk!! Otherwise I'll write a NCNS in the reviews section, and on to the next one!!

[Guest021817-2]

Originally Posted by Johanna

If he wants this fifty bucks AND the waffle of his choice, he's gonna have to walk!! Otherwise I'll write a NCNS in the reviews section, and on to the next one!!

Ruthless I say, just ruthless.....

Wait...... That fucker has Uber......

[Camille Fox]

Originally Posted by Johanna

If he wants this fifty bucks AND the waffle of his choice, he's gonna have to walk!! Otherwise I'll write a NCNS in the reviews section, and on to the next one!!

Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Ruthless I say, just ruthless.....

Wait...... That fucker has Uber......

I've sent one of my own if he doesn't show up... Let me know... He's already positioned. Fresh kitty.

[Guest030816]

Originally Posted by Johanna

...Otherwise I'll write a NCNS in the reviews section, and on to the next one!!

Personally, I have no problem waiting for the failure of these armatures, eventually you'll tire of these flavor of the month guys. And I'll be there waiting for you.

Mmmmm
And I can buy my own waffles thank you...
just don't forget to tip.

[kinkyorca]

Check his teeth and breath, last told he has a snagle tooth from too much cat nip and his breath smells of dead rat. Ijs , thats what heard around the bait shop we both hung out at. I could be thinking of another kitty off spca kitty hook up page. Good luck have fun, i will be having a pool party later this week for the polar bear club of houston.

[Guest021817-2]

^^^^

You forgot the part, about licking his balls....


All the time.....

I don't think mentos will fix that.. Ijs

[Guest030816]

Cattards, licking their balls, coughing up fur balls, who's going to clean up that mess?
Not Me... that's all I'm saying.

[siberia]

I am wondering if there
is going to be a man
whore fight.
What if more than one
tard is at the waffle house?

[Camille Fox]

^^^ as you can see by my picture of my manwhore (he is UTR, ladies, only through me... **cough** MOCO **cough**), he is very intense. See post #243. Money on him, a day long.

[Johanna]

REVIEW
Doubles with the Tyrannical Lickers : Boardman and Moco (Camille's UTR catwhore)
Date: 01-15-15
Provider: Boardman and Moco
Phone: after screening
Email Address: - meauxxx6969@gmail.com/ Contact through Camille Fox
URL / Website:http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1254827&page=17
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: Boardman's catbox behind Waffle House
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: Midnight snack, Tyrannical licking, cuddling, sniffing, MSOG offered
Session Length: 30 - went way over...
Fee: .5 + 2 chocolate chip waffles and 2 cups of milk (my choice)
Hair Color and Length: shorthaired white/ gray
Age: about 4 - 5 cat years
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Domestic Shorthaired mix
Physical Description: Boardman - Very clean, I can tell he spends plenty of time licking his coat. Deep bedroom eyes, likes to stare a lot. Nails well trimmed, not too scratchy. Moco - What a lad! Very soft coat and hardly any hair loss at all! I'm sure Camille brushes him every day, manicured nails with clear soft-caps to prevent scratching.
Recommendation: Hell yes!

So both kitties showed up at the waffle house, and I thought to myself, what's a gal to do? Doubles! I let them know beforehand that all I had was $50 bucks and they agreed to split it between the two. They said they were out of catnip and would use the money to get some from the dealer outside of Waffle House afterwards. We ordered two waffles and a glass of milk as we got acquainted. They sat across from me and we stared deeply into each others eyes... a lot! They spilled the milk on the table purposely, and in a very sexy-feline way as if saying "I'm so cute, I do what I want". When they started to lick each other clean after the meal, I said gentlemen it's time to go!

Boardman volunteer his cardboard box behind the WH, and so we headed there. It was small but very cozy and welcoming. As I got comfortable, they both proceeded to rub against me - they arched their backs way high, and lifted their tail up to my face. They took turns doing this, as I caressed the silky soft hair from their neck to the tip of their tail. I scratched their head and they seemed to like it. They were very responsive to this, and also when I massaged them behind their neck. You could hear their soft gentle purrs. Boardman rolled on his back and showed me his belly, and I proceeded to rub it as he seemingly requested. After a good while of this naughty naughty behaviour, They both came towards me, as in a synchronized cat dance, and began to simultaneously sniff me. They sniffed my clothes, my toes, my hair, my neck.. and then the licking started... boy could they lick!!! They licked themselves, and they licked me too... at times I felt it was more than I could handle... As they licked away, I started to talk to them about my cats at home and how sometimes they just don't listen, I told them about all the hagglers I've had to deal with lately, I mean I just vented... They listened, and very well. They never interrupted, didn't even let out one little "meow"... Then they jumped on my lap and we cuddled. They both purred.. I was so pleased I wanted to purr too... I was just about to doze off into sleep when they started licking each other again. That's when I said, "Fellas, I wish I could stay for another round, but it's time for me to go". Highly recommended, will come back again for sure!

[Guest030816]

Cat lovers, should have known they'd stick up for each other.
Duck Hunters, wouldn't trust neither one of 'em.

[siberia]

Excellent review.
Thxs for TOFTT on
the utr provider.
Was there any spraying,
some males get all
Excited and squirt/spray.
I love it.

Btw- do they do outcalls?
I have a long curtain rod
that can be used as pole
dancing. IJS

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by Johanna

I was just about to doze off into sleep when they started licking each other again.

I've always suspected boardman was into cat-on-cat action. Most likely, he wanted Johanna there just to provide him with a cover story.

[Guest030816]

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

I've always suspected boardman was into cat-on-cat action. Most likely, he wanted Johanna there just to provide him with a cover story.

Yeah, there is definitely some kind of conspiracy going on. Lauren, Yummy are in cahoots with the boardman. But I didn't think he'd stoop so low as to get sweet Johanna involved in this mess.
The depths of his depravity never cease to amaze me

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Johanna

REVIEW
Doubles with the Tyrannical Lickers : Boardman and Moco (Camille's UTR catwhore)
Date: 01-15-15
Provider: Boardman and Moco
Phone: after screening
Email Address: - meauxxx6969@gmail.com/ Contact through Camille Fox
URL / Website:http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1254827&page=17
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: Boardman's catbox behind Waffle House
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: Midnight snack, Tyrannical licking, cuddling, sniffing, MSOG offered
Session Length: 30 - went way over...
Fee: .5 + 2 chocolate chip waffles and 2 cups of milk (my choice)
Hair Color and Length: shorthaired white/ gray
Age: about 4 - 5 cat years
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Domestic Shorthaired mix
Physical Description: Boardman - Very clean, I can tell he spends plenty of time licking his coat. Deep bedroom eyes, likes to stare a lot. Nails well trimmed, not too scratchy. Moco - What a lad! Very soft coat and hardly any hair loss at all! I'm sure Camille brushes him every day, manicured nails with clear soft-caps to prevent scratching.
Recommendation: Hell yes!

So both kitties showed up at the waffle house, and I thought to myself, what's a gal to do? Doubles! I let them know beforehand that all I had was $50 bucks and they agreed to split it between the two. They said they were out of catnip and would use the money to get some from the dealer outside of Waffle House afterwards. We ordered two waffles and a glass of milk as we got acquainted. They sat across from me and we stared deeply into each others eyes... a lot! They spilled the milk on the table purposely, and in a very sexy-feline way as if saying "I'm so cute, I do what I want". When they started to lick each other clean after the meal, I said gentlemen it's time to go!

Boardman volunteer his cardboard box behind the WH, and so we headed there. It was small but very cozy and welcoming. As I got comfortable, they both proceeded to rub against me - they arched their backs way high, and lifted their tail up to my face. They took turns doing this, as I caressed the silky soft hair from their neck to the tip of their tail. I scratched their head and they seemed to like it. They were very responsive to this, and also when I massaged them behind their neck. You could hear their soft gentle purrs. Boardman rolled on his back and showed me his belly, and I proceeded to rub it as he seemingly requested. After a good while of this naughty naughty behaviour, They both came towards me, as in a synchronized cat dance, and began to simultaneously sniff me. They sniffed my clothes, my toes, my hair, my neck.. and then the licking started... boy could they lick!!! They licked themselves, and they licked me too... at times I felt it was more than I could handle... As they licked away, I started to talk to them about my cats at home and how sometimes they just don't listen, I told them about all the hagglers I've had to deal with lately, I mean I just vented... They listened, and very well. They never interrupted, didn't even let out one little "meow"... Then they jumped on my lap and we cuddled. They both purred.. I was so pleased I wanted to purr too... I was just about to doze off into sleep when they started licking each other again. That's when I said, "Fellas, I wish I could stay for another round, but it's time for me to go". Highly recommended, will come back again for sure!

BOOM!

Originally Posted by Johanna

Recommendation: Hell yes!

This thread is done, bitches!!!