Whale Wars

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston

If the point of his thread was to get back at the BBW's posting (and yes, sometimes to excess) in coeds and ISO, then I would like to say this; a majority of ladies here are trying to support a family all my themselves, with out having to ask for a hand out from uncle Sam. There are days when we (including myself here) do not know if we will be able to make ends meet or provide food for our children and before you go judging anyone, many people here have lost their husbands and their entire family and so are truly alone.

My wife meets these same criteria and she's not fat...just sayin'...what does one have to do with the other?

[Lexieinhouston]

Don't get me started on your "wife" Wakeup, I would like to see her in about 20 years when she has grown up and realized that pretty is as pretty does, and you won't survive in this world without being kind, and not just to the man who's keeping her.

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston

Your issue is with a few people and you're taking it out on an entire group, wouldn't it be easier just to say what you mean instead of ridiculing an entire group (or in your mind species, lol)? I'm probably most annoyed because I love all sea life and you are dragging it down to a really bad place. I hope you never are caught in a rip tide and need help, you may find yourself treading water for a really long time.

Again, you totally misread me.......I don't have an issue with anyone.......I observe opportunities......I feel obligated to post warning signs before I put retards to the wheel......even though I know the warning signs will be ignored.......putting me on "ignore" is the worst thing you can do if you are interested in seeing it coming.........because, I give all of you a heads up.

I guess you should have told the fat sperm whales to shut the fuck up. Because, they effect your business.......you know by now that I am not moved by your pleas.......I am almost certain (understanding the hooktard mind as I do) that you have hooktards screaming at you to quit playing with me........you should fucking listen to them......ijs.

But, I digress.

You are going to be very pleased with episode nine.......it is fucking awesome.

[Lexieinhouston]

I don't let ANYONE influence my decision to post or not post; I don't give (blank) what you think dh, as I said, my posting here has no effect on brunch and if someone finds my posts and says "whoa, she's way too dramatic", then cool, I don't want to meet them.

Ordinarily, I'm a submissive person, but something about you makes me want to take out my heavy duty whipping utensils. :)

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston

Don't get me started on your "wife" Wakeup, I would like to see her in about 20 years when she has grown up and realized that pretty is as pretty does, and you won't survive in this world without being kind, and not just to the man who's keeping her.

So...you're saying that you were skinny twenty years ago before you grew up and started being kind? Why? Still totally confused about what growing up or being kind has to do with being fat...

[Lexieinhouston]

Nothing better to say, huh? rofl. Weight has nothing to do with being a decent human being.

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston

I don't let ANYONE influence my decision to post or not post; I don't give (blank) what you think dh, as I said, my posting here has no effect on brunch and if someone finds my posts and says "whoa, she's way too dramatic", then cool, I don't want to meet them.

Ordinarily, I'm a submissive person, but something about you makes me want to take out my heavy duty whipping utensils.

I am so happy that you don't give a fuck about them starving fat sperm whales you were wailing about.......I just had a happy moment.......I have that effect on a lot of fat sperm whales......I bring out their inner dolphin......no need to thanck me.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston

Nothing better to say, huh? rofl. Weight has nothing to do with being a decent human being.

Then what did you mean by your post about my wife? Help me explain your thought process, because all I'm seeing is a big load of jealousy wrapped up in remorse and longing for days gone past...

Don't get me wrong...my wife is more than capable of cuttin' a whore up on her own. I'm just asking what you meant when you started bashing on her, and how it applied to this discussion...

[dearhunter]

Wakeup, please get the terminology correct in my awesome threAD.......it is "long lost inner dolphin"......ijs.

[Wakeup]

Fuck...can I shorten that to "LLID"? We military people are used to acronyms...

[dearhunter]

FSW and her LLID.........sure, why not......thanck you for your contribution

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston

not just to the man who's keeping her.

A man 'keeping' me? Now that my dear is funny, I'm far too independent for that...

[dearhunter]

Val baby, are you willing to adopt a fat sperm whale.......I am having difficulty finding any takers.

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Val baby, are you willing to adopt a fat sperm whale.......I am having difficulty finding any takers.

Well I don't see why not, as you can see, I have no problems with most whales. However, some of your whales may not fancy my cooking. There is also a limited amount of chocolate and a zero cheesy poof policy in my home.

[Wakeup]

Now THAT'S fucking funny right there...well done hun.