NFL and Houston Texans Superthread: Are we ready for some football?

[Daddio]

And for all you mamby pamby Nancy boys saying everything is ok. You can suck my ball sack!! We got exposed last night, abused, and butt fucked without resistance. It is not ok. If we lose to the mother fucking Colts my head will explode and I will go postal on Kubes, McNair, Dopey, the whole bunch of them!!! I have seen this bullshit too much before and am mother fucking fed up with it!! Give me Cohwer or Gruden and at least we wont get butt fucked on national TV!!!

[TheDon]

We're 11-2, we're not getting a head coaching change, at least not right now.

We're favored by 9 against Indy next week, we'll probably win by double figures, it won't be competitive.

The Pats have blown teams out before and have lost to them in the playoffs, shit happens. Back in 2009, they beat the Ravens in the regular season, and then got smoked by them at home. The year after that, on Monday Night Football, they dominated the Jets worse than they did us, and the Jets went into their house in the Playoffs and beat them.

Last night was just a battle, we've had lots of them, it's all about the war. I don't fear any team, and I don't think our team does, either. The idea that any team would come into our house and be favored is absurd. If the playoffs go through our city, we will not be underdogs.

[Satin]

Well I'm glad to see some passion and I see everyone points of view.....Don, BT, Kerwil, Cat-Man and Daddio. (Daddio, relax bro, I don't want you to pop a vein, then you won't be able to fuck, lol).

In all seriousness, I feel your passion bro. You also have season tickets and things hit home a bit more when you do. We want a winner so bad, we can feel it. I think we have a good team, but not a great, elite team. Big difference. I also think Manning, Brady, Rogers and other elite QB's will continue to pick up apart in the playoffs. Yes, we're 11-2 and that's great, but we've gotten exposed by 42 points in our 2 losses (Pats 4 points in 3 losses) and Jacksonville and Detroit took us to OT and ran up the points and yards on us. I'm concerned but not jumping off a bridge yet.

Daddio, I have just the remedy for you bro, if you can pull yourself away free one day....

[DEAR_JOHN]

Now, attempting to be the voice of reason.

Let's win our last three games, which is very do-able.

Now, we're #1 seed, home field throughout the playoffs. Our goal is to play #4 seed (Baltimore) at home, while Brady and Manning try to cancel each other out to play the Texans at Houston for the rite to play in the super bowl.

Now, if we lose to the Colts, then I'm trashing my voice of reason.

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

Now, attempting to be the voice of reason.

Let's win our last three games, which is very do-able.

Now, we're #1 seed, home field throughout the playoffs. Our goal is to play #4 seed (Baltimore) at home, while Brady and Manning try to cancel each other out to play the Texans at Houston for the rite to play in the super bowl.

Now, if we lose to the Colts, then I'm trashing my voice of reason.

Excellent advice, one game at a time!

Any win against the Colts is a good win!

[Daddio]

We Better beat the MFing Colts. I don't like the way they have been winning all the close games they play. Beat the Colts and I will be more relaxed, but I am fucking worried as fuck with the trend.

Satan I am fucking ready bro. Say when. PM with a little more info if you can. Thanks bro.

Holiday stress, Sugar Baby stress, Texan Bullshit stress, I need to UNLOAD some Stress!!!

[Satin]

We need to give Luck a big welcome back to Houston Sunday. I feel pretty good about the game but the Colts are dangerous.

I hope our OL, DL and secondary play better. If not, we're in for a long day...

[Guest040616]

I will give credit to the Colts. They are a good team but JJ Swatt played Monster Ball once again. He was the difference maker. As far as I am concerned Swatt should get the game ball.

AFC South Champs 2 years running! Sweet!

[TheDon]

Yeah, I agree. That offense did much better than I expected. Wonder how they would have done had we not had that busted coverage towards the end of the half, oh well.

Watt was beastly, 3 sacks, what up Aldon Smith?...Coming for that sack lead, Bitch.

Braman had a Fucking awesome play.

And yohoooooooo they covered the 11 point spread, I would have ripped Schaub's Fucking head off if he waived off the FG team and went for it in that final drive.

[Solemate62]

Congrats to your Texans for an impressive bounceback win today! My Gints, on the other hand got an ass whippin' today and were outclassed in all phases of the game! Blanked 34-0! WTF!

[Satin]

Man if Peterson and Manning were not having monster seasons and the stories behind them that they do, Watt should be defensive MVP and MVP of the whole fucking league. I'm running out of adjectives for this dude...


So Daddio, you happy now bro? lol

[TheDon]

Yeah, Fucking Peterson is going off, I think if Watt can buttfuck him in a few plays next week, he might have a chance, Manning is hot too, but I think Peterson has a had a better year. And Brady is also in the discussion.

[Molay]

Originally Posted by TheDon

And yohoooooooo they covered the 11 point spread, I would have ripped Schaub's Fucking head off if he waived off the FG team and went for it in that final drive.

No joke!!! I was scared to death Kubiak was going to go for it on 4th down in order to avoid a blocked kick.

Watts' game was unbelievable: 10 tackles, 3 Sacks, 6 TFL, 1 FF. When was the last time a lineman led the team in tackles? Unbelievable.

[Daddio]

Yes much happier now. Still worried about putting it all together for one game but hopefully that hppens in the super bowl.

Why the fuck is Braman not in the game to rush th passer????? That is a badass motha fucka!!! He and JJ won this game.

Of course a 4 nut Friday helped me relax also!!!! LoL.

[emmabunnie]

Im ready for my AFC South Champs gear!!! Whose gonna hook me up???