A Safe Place To Hijack, BS and to be Nonsensical

[Kurrin Beverly]

That's funny; good one LD!!

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

I saw boardman fapping when I was looking through his window last night.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

I saw boardman fapping when I was looking through his window last night.

OK LD a few things here:
1) That's known as a glory hole not a window.
2) What were you doing at the ABS?
3) Next time you're secretely spying on me let me know. I might have something for ya'. Hell we could at least share a booth!

[boardman]

Originally Posted by UnderCoverDiva

You're sooo cute & sooo sweet.

I thinck our board personas should virtually copulate just as soon as I return from my hobby honeymoon with Brooke.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by boardman

OK LD a few things here:
1) That's known as a glory hole not a window.
2) What were you doing at the ABS?
3) Next time you're secretely spying on me let me know. I might have something for ya'. Hell we could at least share a booth!

1)so that's why it smelled like that! Damn I knew windows brought in fresh air.
2) trying to get my freak on
3) don't we need a third party for that? And two booths...one's not big enough to house me and your schlong.

[Wayward]

There is more truth is this thread than a month spent in coed.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

3) don't we need a third party for that? And two booths...one's not big enough to house me and your schlong.

NOW, That's the real post of the week!

[guest063011]

So, let me get this straight, i can't use this to increase my post count?

[guest063011]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

and don't forget about KOSAIRSpool party.

lol... all to true!!

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

Please do not entirely use this thread as a conduit to increasing your post count.

Originally Posted by ambernhouston

So, let me get this straight, i can't use this to increase my post count?

Since you are very attractive and will probably show your boobs like UCD....post away!

[jasmin]

Originally Posted by ambernhouston

lol... all to true!!

YOUR SO RIGHT!!!! The scary part I resent is all the cameras in that place. For all I know we are all on some voyeur site. There were 80 cameras total, he bragged and the he tried to recruit me......He gave me "the grand tour", and tried to get a freebie......The cameras totally freaked me out.

It's not a neighborhood where there are tons of robberies, he has never been robbed ( I asked) so why all the creepy cameras? That scared me and I DID NOT want anything to do with him. I was invited to a party and never made it past the living room when I remembered the cameras. He made it sound like a regular party.......I knew about the cameras and they creeped me out...

I was on his UTR list......I never contacted him or took his calls again. Scary. Do you people who went to those parties wonder if you are on camera somewhere on some hard drive or being sold on some voyeur site, or on DVD? That is my worst fear for other people.

[Wayward]

We are always right, it is our burden, it is our curse.

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by ambernhouston

So, let me get this straight, i can use this to increase my post count? Just by posting revealing photos of myself?

Fixed that for you and your are welcome Beautiful.

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by jasmin

YOUR SO RIGHT!!!! The scary part ........................

It's not a neighborhood .......................

I was on his UTR list......I never contacted .......................

please refrain from posting this shit and fucking up a totally useless thread.

Thank you.

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

please refrain from posting this shit and fucking up a totally useless thread.

Thank you.

Allow me to help ...

I like these crackers




More then these



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[boardman]

What this thread needs is more useless lists......

How to be annoying.

1. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
2. Drum on every available surface.
3. Remove every line of someone's .newsrc file except the entry for alt.sex.fetish.hamster.duct-tape.
4. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
5. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
6. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
7. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
8. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
9. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
10. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12. Set alarms for random times.
13. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
14. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
15. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
16. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
17. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
18. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
19. Honk and wave to strangers.
20. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
21. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
22. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
23. Wear your pants backwards.
24. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
25. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
26. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".
27. Leave someones printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
28. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
29. only type in lowercase.
30. dont use any punctuation either
31. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
32. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
33. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
34. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
35. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
36. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
37. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
38. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
39. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
40. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
41. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".
42. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
43. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
44. When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
45. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
46. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
47. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
48. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
49. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
50. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait I messed it up", and repeat.
51. Drive half a block.
52. Name your dog "Dog."
53. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
54. Ask people what gender they are.
55. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
56. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
57. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.
58. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
59. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
60. Sculpt your hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.
61. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
62. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr Rogers theme song.
63. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
64. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
65. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
66. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
67. Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
68. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
69. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
70. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
71. Wear a LOT of cologne.
72. Ask to "interface" with someone.
73. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
74. Sing along at the opera.
75. Mow your lawn with scissors.
76. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
77. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
78. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend.
79. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
80. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
81. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
82. Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see a "magic picture."
83. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
84. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
85. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
86. Never make eye contact.
87. Never break eye contact.
88. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
89. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
90. Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
91. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
92. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
93. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
94. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
95. On a long road trip, rename the colors of cars yip, skip and flip etc. And every time a car passes, yell out your new name for the color of that car.
96. Start an elaborate campaign to save the Naugao. include the vandalism, and boycotting of all Nuagao commpanies and why their support is "the right thing to do".