Please run for President

[herfacechair]

Originally Posted by MsElena

Don't some of you have better things to do like......live life? Have sex? Work?

This debate doesn't represent the totality of my day, or life. It's just a part of it. For instance, there was one day where I made a lesbian couple happy by giving them a sperm sample… so that they could start a family. That same day, I ran 5 miles… but again, I do that most days. That's before I came back and provided one of my replies.

Speaking of work, I'm a freelance writer, I don't have a set work schedule. Engaging in this debate doesn't get into the way of "work." I've even provided travel related article based on my transit from Kansas to the East Coast. Thanks to my moving back to my home of residence, I'm back with my SO, I have sex on a frequent basis… but that doesn't stop me from dismantling the opposition.

Back in the 80s, when they encouraged us to take keyboarding, they weren't kidding about the part about how that'll make our lives easier.

So one could do all the things that you suggest, and still engage the enemy here.

[herfacechair]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

Hey Dude you sent your moms note to the wrong person.

That's your kid's grandmother that you're talking about. But, I could see one reason to why your wife wanted a real man to have kids with… you're the 46 year old guy cracking mother jokes. WOW! For someone that's only 5 years my age senior, you sure as hell act like you're half my age.

Now, lap dog, quit sucking up to other liberal posters.

[herfacechair]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

does you mommy know you up this late sonny.

You're only 5 years older than me Skippy. Unless you're in my chain of command, and have combat deployed, spare yourself the honor of calling me any of the "son" descriptions.

Ooops, I think I hear your wife nagging you… my kids need to get on the computer to do their homework. It's time to stop making a debacle of yourself so that they could complete and print out their homework.

[herfacechair]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

I know you wanted to make sure that your boyfriend got off,

You're the one that's sucking other guys cocks here, not me. Get it straight.

Originally Posted by dirty dog

thats very very considerate.

That's what your wife told me after I did DATY on her, and after I did other hobby related things with her. She complained that you weren't man enough to do those activities.

Seeing your latest performance, I'd say that you probably, psychologically, don't even see yourself as a man.

Originally Posted by dirty dog

I must admit you sure think your a skilled debater, a master as a matter of fact.

There's no assuming about this, others over the past few years, on both sides of the debate, have told me that I was pretty good at it.

Originally Posted by dirty dog

I bet that skill came in handy at camp, all the guys wanted to sleep in your tent.

No wonder why you're an expert at sucking up to others here. You were the prison bitch, and you think everybody does things the way they did them in prison.

[kcbigpapa]

Originally Posted by herfacechair

my kids need to get on the computer to do their homework.

Yeah, it doesn't surprise me one bit that your offspring would be in summer school.

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by herfacechair

That's your kid's grandmother that you're talking about.

Wow thanks, that explains why the little bastards are retarded. I knew it could not be because of me.

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by herfacechair

You're only 5 years older than me Skippy. Unless you're in my chain of command, and have combat deployed, spare yourself the honor of calling me any of the "son" descriptions.

I forgot your the modern day Rambo, Sonny boy, the only combat you have been deployed in involves a gloryhole, a sore jaw and a jar of vasoline.

… my kids need to get on the computer to do their homework.

Get their summer school homework done, hell your little bastards are 13 and 14 and can barely read "see spot run"......

[catnipdipper]

I am thinking this person is in an institution, under some strong supervision and meds. One of those places where you need a code to get in or out.

I am getting vibes for Napoleon, The Creator, Sgt Rock, Jean Claude Van Damme, and the Green Hornet.

I am happy that your SO's trailer was still there and that you could reunite.

[herfacechair]

Originally Posted by kcbigpapa

Yeah, it doesn't surprise me one bit that your offspring would be in summer school.

The idea that kids would be taking advanced courses during the summer, to get ahead, instead joining you in a mud pie making contest, would surprise you. But again, the fact that people breath would surprise you.

[herfacechair]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

Wow thanks, that explains why the little bastards are retarded. I knew it could not be because of me.

Don't dismiss them, for having the common sense not to get involved with your pranks throughout the neighborhood, as them being "retarded."

[herfacechair]

lap dog: I forgot your the modern day Rambo, Sonny boy, the only combat you have been deployed in REPEAT POINT

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3193322/...tm.htm#3326822

"I am making an appearance to say that I have met HFC, he is human, and he is in the military. Infantry and all." - Aylee

lap dog: involves a gloryhole, a sore jaw and a jar of vasoline.

I take it that your wife bragged about sitting on my face, shaking her hips back and forth as the activity that she was doing when she accurately aimed, and threw, a jar of vasoline on your head. She was worried about causing some brain damage. Based on what I've seen on this thread, those worries were unfunded… you're brain dead.

lap dog: Get their summer school homework done, hell your little bastards are 13 and 14 and can barely read "see spot run"......

This coming from the dummy that can't tell the difference between "you're" and "your."

[herfacechair]

Originally Posted by catnipdipper

REPEAT POINT

I am thinking this person is in an institution, under some strong supervision and meds. One of those places where you need a code to get in or out.

REPEAT POINT

Talked to psychiatrists, as part of SRP, before and after the Iraq Deployment. No problems found. So there's your answer, no, I don't need help.

However, you consistently pull shit out of your ass about me, without getting the facts first. Apparently, you need "help," from a proctologist, to pull your head out of your ass.

Originally Posted by catnipdipper

I am getting vibes for Napoleon, The Creator, Sgt Rock, Jean Claude Van Damme, and the Green Hornet.

This explains your failure to follow an academic caliber debate or discussion. You're all wrapped up on comic style stories.

Originally Posted by catnipdipper

I am happy that your SO's trailer was still there and that you could reunite.

Either you've just crawled from under a rock, and can't tell the difference between a townhome and a trailer home; or you need to see about getting an exorcism done on you... you post as if you're possessed by a retarded ghost.

[catnipdipper]

Guard Guard Guard.....................resi dent not in control in room 9, bring rifle with sedation dart.

Massive delusional behavior

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by herfacechair

You're the one that's sucking other guys cocks here, not me. Get it straight.

Good news the military abolished Dont Ask Dont Tell, you can come out of the closet now.


That's what your wife told me after I did DATY on her, and after I did other hobby related things with her. She complained that you weren't man enough to do those activities.

I can't, it takes a wannabe soldier, superhero expert such as yourself to satisfy her. Of course once she found out you dick is only 3 inches long she gave up on that fantasy.

Seeing your latest performance, I'd say that you probably, psychologically, don't even see yourself as a man.

Your right, I see myself as a Lesbian....


There's no assuming about this, others over the past few years, on both sides of the debate, have told me that I was pretty good at it.

Well congratulations, its not every man that requires accolades from unknown faces on the internet to KNOW that they are good at it. I am glad you found something to make you feel better about yourself.



No wonder why you're an expert at sucking up to others here. You were the prison bitch, and you think everybody does things the way they did them in prison.

Naw because if I thought everyone did things the way they do them in prison you would be dead already LOL. The funny thing is Rambo, you wouldnt last 48hours in Prison before someone exposed you for the putz you are.

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by herfacechair

lap dog: I forgot your the modern day Rambo, Sonny boy, the only combat you have been deployed in REPEAT POINT

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3193322/...tm.htm#3326822

"I am making an appearance to say that I have met HFC, he is human, and he is in the military. Infantry and all." - Aylee

lap dog: involves a gloryhole, a sore jaw and a jar of vasoline.

I take it that your wife bragged about sitting on my face, shaking her hips back and forth as the activity that she was doing when she accurately aimed, and threw, a jar of vasoline on your head. She was worried about causing some brain damage. Based on what I've seen on this thread, those worries were unfunded… you're brain dead.

lap dog: Get their summer school homework done, hell your little bastards are 13 and 14 and can barely read "see spot run"......

This coming from the dummy that can't tell the difference between "you're" and "your."

Didn't know you get points for spelling on an internet chat room. See while your sitting in your living room beating your meat to this site, I am at work and generally type in a hurry.