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Guest092216 · 12-22-2013, 03:14 PM

Best posting milestone met by the lovely Dallas Rain:
http://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?p=...post1054743362

Guest092216 · 12-23-2013, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breasticles

Lola: 1
That"hot"nurse: 0

I'm back from my trip now and ready for some more trolling!!! Prepare yourselves.

Love always,
SweaterPuppies

Since I'm sure you were just jealous no one mentioned you in the Best of I wanted to correct that real quick.

Most obvious troll-poster of the year: SweaterPuppies/SweaterKittens/Breasticles

Most banned handles in less than a month:
SweaterPuppies/SweaterKittens/Breasticles

Most obvious agenda poster against random providers and openly supportive of only one:
SweaterPuppies/SweaterKittens/Breasticles

Most pathetic case of someone who needs to get a life so they don't get their kicks pretending to be someone else for purposes of insulting only:
SweaterPuppies/SweaterKittens/Breasticles
(seriously dood, SLUT-up and insult hookers under your real handle, you know you want to - enough with the chickenshit handles).

Lol. Can't wait to see what's next! Knockerlockers and Boulderholders? And how long will it take for the next one to get banned. Breasticles got booted in less than a day.

Guest092216 · 12-23-2013, 03:08 PM

Best Provider to Hobbyist Christmas Gift mentioned publicly: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...post1054746498

bojulay · 12-23-2013, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Since I'm sure you were just jealous no one mentioned you in the Best of I wanted to correct that real quick.

Most obvious troll-poster of the year: SweaterPuppies/SweaterKittens/Breasticles

Most banned handles in less than a month:
SweaterPuppies/SweaterKittens/Breasticles

Most obvious agenda poster against random providers and openly supportive of only one:
SweaterPuppies/SweaterKittens/Breasticles

Most pathetic case of someone who needs to get a life so they don't get their kicks pretending to be someone else for purposes of insulting only:
SweaterPuppies/SweaterKittens/Breasticles
(seriously dood, SLUT-up and insult hookers under your real handle, you know you want to - enough with the chickenshit handles).

Lol. Can't wait to see what's next! Knockerlockers and Boulderholders? And how long will it take for the next one to get banned. Breasticles got booted in less than a day.

I vote for Hoodiebandits.

pfmtony · 12-26-2013, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Thanks skirtchaser. I'm guilty of getting off track as well, but you are absolutely correct.

Best greek-freak: Selena51
Too many posts to mention. Very impressive!

Best Provider Ad: Emary Preston
http://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=875228&highlight=

Selena is a wonderful woman, but this isn't true.

The best greek freak is summer lee. She has to have it greek.

Guest092216 · 12-26-2013, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pfmtony

Selena is a wonderful woman, but this isn't true.

The best greek freak is summer lee. She has to have it greek.

I stand corrected! Thank you!

Guest092216 · 12-26-2013, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prolongus

Best Provider of the Year:
Why, ECCIE of course! Consider what it gives; pics of lovely girls and how to reach them and have fun with them! Plus, what would half the people do here without Chat, nasty PMs, drama, fake handles, fake cancer and kidnapping stories!

Best Client of the Year:
Gotta be LE! Shit, they know about this place, but they keep shit quiet and let us roll merrily along...thanks, guys!

Best Newbie of the Year:
Well it's early...we still have 10 more days left in 2013.

Best Provider/Client couple:
Shep 3.0 and Loloabrea! (I'm gettin' hammered and toasted for this one :-)).

Best Review of the Year:
"I came, we fucked, I came, I left." Now who can argue with that type of honesty!

And finally,

Best Post of the Year:
Gotta be whitechocolate until another client posts with pics of his bigger post!

Definitely the Best post in the Best of!

Which got me to thinking about trying a new approach here and offering a $100/hr session to whoever can post the most objective list of legitimate best of's. I really wanted this to work out so I suppose it's time to put my money where my mouth is!

I will compile a list of threads and original nominators in a new coed thread on December 31st. The gent with the most legitimate and objective nominations will win an hour session with me for $100 (if he wants). Not sure what to do if a lady wins but I'm open to suggestions.

)

Hopefully this gets those mental juices flowing for some awesomely memorable eccie moments

fingers crossed!

Guest022315 · 12-26-2013, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prolongus

Best Provider of the Year:
Why, ECCIE of course! Consider what it gives; pics of lovely girls and how to reach them and have fun with them! Plus, what would half the people do here without Chat, nasty PMs, drama, fake handles, fake cancer and kidnapping stories! I think its a tossup but I lean towards our wallets collectively.

pfmtony · 12-26-2013, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

I stand corrected! Thank you!

No worries. Selena is beautiful, sweet, sexy and lots of fun.

Summer Lee though is a genuine greek freak. Most women do it because men want it. Summer does it and loves it. She insists on it, demands it and craves it..... It was a real eye opener for me. Never in my life have I had a woman request/insist on greek before. Really that only happens in movies.......

Guest092216 · 12-26-2013, 10:08 AM

Looks like we have a solid nod for Summer Lee as Dallas' Best Greek Freak of 2013! Thank you, Tony

If any of you guys think there's a better greek freak than Summer Lee, make sure to give the fine lady a nod!

Guest092216 · 12-26-2013, 10:10 AM

@thatdude Haha! Perhaps the wallets are the Best Provider of the Year!!! Woot woot!!

Guest112814 · 12-26-2013, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

If any of you guys think there's a better greek freak than Summer Lee, make sure to give the fine lady a nod!

I'm not a fan of Greek and I'd never tried it until the hobby. Trying it just confirmed it wasn't my thing for the most part. There's only one lady that I've met and done Greek with that I'd truly brag about in reference to her Greek skills and that's Viktoria Stone. She's in my Top 5 favorite because she's very smart, beautiful, sweet, funny, and genuinely enjoys the hobby.

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=175493

Guest092216 · 12-26-2013, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EasyLover214

There's only one lady that I've met and done Greek with that I'd truly brag about in reference to her Freak and Greek skills and that's Viktoria Stone. She's in my Top 5 favorite because she's very smart, beautiful, sweet, funny, and genuinely enjoys the hobby. Could see her being successful in anything she decided to do in life.
Guess we all have some Sweater Puppies in us.

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=175493

Or sweaterkittens or breasticles or sweatytits or hoodiebandits (funny btw

) or, generally put, a sorry-ass chickenshit who is too much of a pussy to post under their real handle and accept the consequences.

Ok cool! New submission for Best Greek Freak! Now we're talking!!

Anyone care to back up either lady for the final count?

Guest112814 · 12-26-2013, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Or sweaterkittens or breasticles or sweatytits or hoodiebandits (funny btw

) or, generally put, a sorry-ass chickenshit who is too much of a pussy to post under their real handle and accept the consequences.

Sorry - I took a swing at Tony and Summer but felt bad so I edited it. I really didn't get why SP or whatever name of the day was didn't like you - to know you is to love you

Also, I'm working on my submission for this thread and going to have every category I can think of.

Guest092216 · 12-26-2013, 12:38 PM

Oh I'm sorry. I still have time to edit mine!