You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

[modus]

When you know where every ATM is in a ten mile radius.

[Jessika Sweetz]

haha very funny nurse! lol i have actually slipped out a giggle when i see the lube service sign!

[happyndallas45]

you are at REI and head to the COT section first. lol

[MisterE69]

When you go to alert that a one night stand offered bbfs and realize she wasnt a provider.

[Tara Evans]

When you are with a guy you are dating and you look at him and say I cant do full service its my time of the month.

[Sir Lancehernot]

Two things yesterday:
1) You see a car with the license plate "LOVE DP," and look inside, hoping a hot chick is driving it. (It was a guy -- with another guy in the passenger seat. )
2) You see an early-20s Latina hottie at Sam's, and your first thought is "Camp Bowie or McCart?"

[DarkeyKong]

When you begin to wonder if every girl you see dressed minutely, provocatively or casually, or dressed at all is a provider.

When you start a conversation in hopes that the lady is a provider and could care less about anything else.

[DarkeyKong]

When you check your eccie inbox before your general email.

[NeverMarry]

When the energy drink girl at the gas station looks like someone on your to-do list and you're tempted to ask if it's really her.

[bored@home]

Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

1) You see a car with the license plate "LOVE DP," and look inside, hoping a hot chick is driving it. (It was a guy -- with another guy in the passenger seat. )

Lmao.. Same situation but black vet on pgb most afternoons with plate HED - DOC..finally got a good view and pretty sure its safe to assume she's a shrink or similar.

[L.A.]

When you have 15 contacts in your phone that all start with the name of your boss and then some kind of identifying abbreviate after the name.

[Guest020720]

You're in C++ class and the professor uses the term "cin" and you swear he just said "cim" and try not to giggle.

[Lexy Laye]

When you girlfriend is showing you her new shirt and you think, I could wear that as a dress.

When your friends are to embarrassed to go to the the hard ware store with you

[FunInDFW]

Originally Posted by tntangie

You're in C++ class and the professor uses the term "cin" and you swear he just said "cim" and try not to giggle.

Did not expect any answer containing c++ :lol

[Guest020720]

Originally Posted by FunInDFW

Did not expect any answer containing c++ :lol

Fun, didn't you know I'm a nerd? I've mentioned this on the board quite a few times.

I also saw the integral of e^x^2 Which supposedly can't be taken. I have to ask my professor.

Had a client ask me to integrate it, which I couldn't do with U substitution.

But when you look at it, it looks like Se^x^2. At first I didn't see the word sex, but then, after I tried to do the math - there it was. Provider mode didn't kick in at first. Math nerd did.