i guess i'm "piling on" here but though this is funny as hell, it's really a serious issue.
1) You are forever labelled....Ole Shit-N-Split!! Cheap Bastard.
2) Apparently....your brothers work at my office building....with their no toilet flushing ass!!! Not innocent at all!!! Ya'll never flush....with your nasty ass!!!
( I used to do custodial work)
3) The lady was throwing up because of the surprise that you left and the fact that she had to come back out a face you.
Ok....my anger is gone now..........and I still can't belive that I can't quit LMAO!!!!