You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

[omakase]

When you see similar handles in other online communities (e.g. games, chat, social media) and wonder if it's the same hobbyist/provider.

[DarthDVader]

When the day after Christmas you realize you need batteries for the toys and you call from Walmart asking SO: do we need D or DD batteries?

[chibbwluvr]

You cancel an appointment with a provider because you have to work late finishing reviews and she thinks you're cancelling to write eccie reviews. Just happened.

Now I just need to make sure I don't get my acronyms mixed up.

[Rehke]

When you forward the hotel reservation e-mail for you hobby activities to your admin assistant by accident when you meant to forward the one you're using for work! Gotta love using those hotel points!

When you're walking up to an incall and start counting how many different providers you've seen there.

When a new provider is trying to give directions and you realize that it's just easier if she tells you what hotel she's at.

[happyndallas45]

When you search for the perfect recipe for chili and when you find it, stand tall, lean back, cross your arms and revel in the fact that your house smells like good pussy

[HurleyDallas]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Why would he? The Avs are the new golden boys of hockey again this season. Why are you bringing up my hockey team? Is there something I'm missing?

Ohhhh Nurse, I'd love to see you in my Patrick Roy jersey!!!

Need to go see ya for an hour before the next Avs game!!

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by HurleyDallas

Ohhhh Nurse, I'd love to see you in my Patrick Roy jersey!!!

Need to go see ya for an hour before the next Avs game!!

You sure as hell mutha effin do!!! And Dont forget that jersey

[Guest042715]

When ur driving on 75 at 5AM on the way to a very exciting, wake me AM rendezvous, and see "Hobby Town" and think to urself "It sure is!" and cant stop being grateful for it.

[Guest092216]

Its next to a condom shop too!

Best. Strip mall. Ever.

[Guest092216]

You know your a provider/hobbyist when you ask someone if they went to the northeast for the "SB (super bowl)" and they understood you to ask if you went to northeast for the "SB (sugar baby)".

Yes, that really happened. Lmao

[Sir Lancehernot]

You know you're a Fort Worth hobbyist when you get a sudden rush when you get a Dealsaver e-mail with the subject line "50% Off Massage and Facials near Camp Bowie Blvd!"

[str8.2.bbbj]

...the SO asks if you want to go out for Greek, and you get online and post an ISO.

[Sir Lancehernot]

You see a young woman wearing scrubs in Walmart and your first thought is, "Energy Worx, Relax, or UBT?"

[Gentlemen Rendezvous]

When my colleagues and business associates ask me about my "hobbies" and I have to suppress a laugh

[Guest070316-1]

Originally Posted by DarthDVader

...to find a dirty blond in 6" high heels, minidress and an open furr coat buying wine and you keep staring at her trying to recognize her and wondering what her handle is ...

Funny, happened to me here in SA with a woman wearing that outfit when buying wine at the store.

Also, I smirk slightly when a waitress somewhere asks if I'd like to see a menu.