What's your favorite line?

[Tall_Cat81]

Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

Spaceballs

[Aftershock]

Snitter: It's not the white-coats, Rowf. It's me - Snitter. Listen - the door's not a wall anymore.

Rowf: Why do they do it, Snitter? I'm not a bad dog.
Snitter: I don't think they do it because they think you're bad.

Snitter: They're not masters, Rowf. I had a master once, and I know. Whatever the White-coats are, they're not masters

Tod: I'm the Tod. Tod, ye know? Canniest Tod on Moss an' Moor.

Rowf: I don't understand what you're saying. As for dying, I'll fight before I'm killed!
Snitter: They'll shoot you, Rowf, when they come with guns. The noise breaks the world to bits!

Snitter: They wouldn't dare. I've only got to drown, or jump under a truck, and the sky will fall down and all the men will die. Have you ever thought of that, Rowf? That puts us one upon them!

The Tod: That's the sea. Have ye never seen it before? Salt and the weeds. It's all water there.
Snitter: If only I could have stayed inside my head this morning. I might have been able to decide how to get there. How to reach it...

Snitter: He can't help what he is. Anyway, I admire him. He's... natural.

Rowf: We've never been very good at being wild, have we?
Snitter: We just started too late.

[nawtynatalie]

from "But I'm a Cheerleader"
Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."

LOL I wanna watch this now!!

[Aftershock]

If you refuse, you die; she dies... everybody dies! - Heavy Metal

[Sa_artman]

"What are you prepared to do?" Untouchables

"woo her, make her yours..." Legend

"My life's work has been to prompt others and be forgotten. Remember that night when Christian came to your balcony? That moment sums up my life. While I was below in the shadows, others climbed up to kiss the sweet rose. " Cyrano

"There can be only one."

[Champagne Brown]

I got 2 sayings. Movie Point Break (Your still young dumb and full of Cum). 2nd Street slang ( Pump your breaks) it used for when you are getting in2 it with some 1 tell em PUMP YOUR BREAKS =stop

[Aftershock]

Mac MacGuff: Next time I see that Bleeker kid I'm going to punch him in the wiener. - Juno

[governmentguru]

Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking.
Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman.

Hobson: Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

Arthur: I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss

Arthur: It's terribly small, tiny little country. Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war. THAT'S how small it is. They recently had the whole country carpeted. This is *not* a big place

Arthur: [soliciting a prostitute] What I had in mind was spending the night with a stranger who loves me.
Gloria: Gonna cost you a hundred bucks.
Arthur: Oh, yeah? What time do you get off?

Arthur: You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!

[Aftershock]

Lara Croft: I woke up this morning and I just hated everything. - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

[uparoundnoon]

Also from Scent of a Woman By Pacino " If God made anything better than women He kept it for himself"

After a KKK Klansman has captured Harold and Kumar "We got us a couple of Mexicans"

From Casablanca -Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

[uparoundnoon]

John Belushi's character in Animal House "You fucked up. You trusted us."

[Aftershock]

All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you...digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks... and your people will never be destroyed.
- Watership Down

[Jessy Stone]

"But I really love you." -

[Sarah Owens]

40 year old virgin...
trish: do you have protection?
andy: i dont believe in guns..

super troopers
Thorny
Littering and... littering and... littering, and smoking the reefer. And as punishment, we're gonna watch you guys smoke the WHOLE bag...

and of course super troopers...

this shnaz berry tastes like shnaz berries..

[inchonjoe]

" I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD."

and

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Both from, of course, The Blues Brothers.