Quote:
Originally Posted by siberia
Hardhat is a medaphor for
safe sex & it protects his
head from banging against
the bed headboard .
I love buying him
shoes. His gift list is
Axe body wash &
Black leather, boots.
(I've never owned a pair of loafers in my life)
Yall need to see Hardhat
before he retires next
month.
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Okay, the secret is out. I am hanging up my spurs
and returning to the hobby which I so dearly love.
My upcoming Bday, and those pesky letters from
AARP made me realize I'm not a young man any more.
I was planning on making my retirement announcement
St. Valentine's Day, I'm just a hopeless romantic I reckon.
So in light of the security leak, (it's okay Siberia I never
said out was confidential) I am bringing my rates back to
the year 2000, when I first began my Man Whore career.
Regulars may call/text, new clients please send at least
2 references via email for screening purposes. Still low
volume, appointments for evening hours only.
On a lighter note... How many made it to Orca's
New Years Eve Blow Out? I was there but out was
such a blur, the sushi, sardines and caviar I had
way to much... I don't even remember how I got
home. If anyone finds my pants, check the pockets
please, I need my truck keys. I'm waiting for my copy
of the DVD so I can piece the puzzle back in my mind.
I remember midgets... WTF? TS Dolphins, a couple of
sharks with gang tattoos, (rough bunch) penguins?
Maybe they were midgets in tuxedos, like I said I
had waaay to much sushi.