Let me help you

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by boardman

Free pussy...

Suburban Cat Herder: a fun free online cat game



http://www.yukyuk.com/games_download...t_herder.shtml





Check for Alzheimer's - Pretty Amazing

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University ... Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 50 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10.This is for cat.
11.This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and .... I bet you cannot resist passing it on . = = = = = = = = = = = =


Simon the cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffw...endscreen&NR=1










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[Sweet N Little]

[boardman]

I'm glad to see you are hard at it SnL. Keep up the good work.

[Jack Flash]

Boardman sucks. He is letting me down. This thread has died. Bring this fucker back to life damnit. Its the only thread on this entire fucking site that I'm subscribed to.

[boardman]

A lucky viewer won a free 1 year subscription worth $2.99(that's two dollars and ninety nine cents for you fucktards) for this submission on how to humanely keep your cats from pissing in anything but stripper shoes.

http://youtu.be/uIbkLjjlMV8

[Bianca Page]

Very angry kitty!!!!!!

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Bianca Page

Very angry kitty!!!!!!

Bianca,
Thancks for subscribing.

I'll have my people contact your people. We need to see if we can work on your anger issues.

Maybe we can barter services...

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by boardman

I'm glad to see you are hard at it SnL. Keep up the good work.

just doing my job

[Sweet N Little]

vacation cat feeder



clearance sale, 2 for a $1

[pyramider]

This is the one thread that does not need more pussy.

[boardman]

Top Ten Things A Cat Thinks About...

1. I could have sworn I heard a can opener.
2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives?
5. Hmmmm.... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we ever get those STUPID dogs to do anything for us?
6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
7. Hey - no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place.
9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss !!

[pyramider]

Cats should come neutered.

[oilfieldscum]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Cats should come neutered.

They do....from the SPCA.

[Sweet N Little]

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[SofaKingFun]

It's not nice to make fun of canines.



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