So hypothetically Yummy....

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

The only reason they (The Mods) haven't done it already is because I haven't hit the RTM button in her post, and I'm letting it go as a test to see how long it takes any of the six mods to find this and do their fucking jobs.

I've already said the ban was going to be short...I know exactly how long it will be...but thanks for reiterating it...

Now that's some funny shit! A "Mod" has to hit the RTM button to get a ban issued by The Mods. Feel The Power!

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

...I'll step out again unless something new, interesting and relevant arrives.

Her ban new, interesting, and relevant enough for you?

Fucking idiots...

[beanocook]

Originally Posted by WTF

You should be banned for not knowing when to stfu

Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

Quit digging.

Foxy told you to pipe down, so stfu, realize you threw Foxy and her chubby panocha under the bus, and move on.

Quoted for posterity. Just shut the fuck up. Something something about being silent and being thought an idiot and speaking and removing all doubt.

For someone who claims to be refined and sophisticated, you sure seem to do a lot of dumb shit.

Also, you flew THAT out to Houston to fuck her? Sweet Tebow man. You must be hard up for pussy.

See you bitches in the new year.

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Really? I have posted in ISO, several times, and it's never gotten me anywhere. Between schedules not lining up, NCNS, lack of effective communication in almost everyone I reach out to, why do you think I'm reaching elsewhere for talent? The most common advice given in every thread everywhere (even in reviews for H-Town providers) is to wait for Dallas providers to travel through. I just reached further afield.

Dude, the problem is that while you may have good taste in Mustard, but you have horrible taste in hookers.

Can you not tell the difference between a true professional and a loud mouthed, gossipy tart that's walking trouble?

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

The first time a provider did their best, and their best wasn't good enough...I don't want part of that drama.

We know who his first was..............heh

I would be remiss if I did not point out to Wakeup that the whore wanted me to pull the ban trigger on her instead of him.........modtard be slipping.

[TravelingGentleman]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

We know who his first was..............heh

Don't quote me out of context please. We're talking about a theoretical $1000 bounty, and the drama that would happen the first time a provider tried to collect and failed....not my first actual hobby experience.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

I would be remiss if I did not point out to Wakeup that the whore wanted me to pull the ban trigger on her instead of him.........modtard be slipping.

Whores love them some dearhunter...

[dearhunter]

I know sloppy seconds when I see it.

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

I know sloppy seconds when I taste it.

Fixed that for you. I hear a dab of Grey Poupon covers the flavor ... kind of llke Wasabi.

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

I know sloppy seconds when I see it.

Well, you did fuck The Cumslut.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

yep

Where is boardman when you need him?

Originally Posted by WTF

My man is having what only can be described as a religious like transformation

???

[WTF]

Originally Posted by boardman

???

See

[dearhunter]

It would seem Grey Poupon doesn't cover the smell......

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

The rules are written...and your ban is meant to teach trick like him a lesson about giving out future ROS information, regardless if it's allowed or not...

That's the most concise interpretation of that stupid rule I've heard yet.
The whole concept is idiotic but it hits the nail on the head.

Originally Posted by WTF

I'm no expert on the rules but that seems rather convoluted to me.


Let's see, you review Fancy: Fancy gets banned.

You review Foxy: talk of Foxy being banned.

Lucky for XOXO she was already banned!

Except his review of Fancy somehow got him banned too.

I guess he and Foxy didn't log on to their accounts from the same IP address.

Or...Perhaps TG really is Fancy's mandle.
Or...Perhaps AXOXO moved to NC and changed her name to Foxy
Or...Perhaps Foxy needed a Houston review and wrote it herself and got TG to post it.
Or...Perhaps someone just needed banning
Or...Perhaps y'all are all fucking idiots. Not you idiots, those other idiots.

I'm sure they're working on a way to extend XO's ban as I type this.
She's not the potty mouth any of you should be concerned with. It's the potty mouths doing the banning you should be worried about.

C'mon, can't you mods conjure up another ban for TG?

[boardman]

Originally Posted by WTF

See

No, Please explain.
Are you suggesting that I've found Tebow or the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Have I made some such proclamation on this board?