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Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
I'm pretty sure this ISN'T how citizen44 expected this thread to turn out.
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Let me appease your curiosity.
In the ways that concern most of you, yes this thread is turning out exactly like I thought. If you look at the OP, the first paragraph said I was willing to take a beating for principle. Nothing but trolling and white knighting could be expected from this crowd.
In ways that concern me, this thread is paying unexpected dividends. I'm sure this confuses the drooling masses, so let me explain.
In relation to the misleading and false advertising regarding greek. Either:
1). Enough people will call her on the fact that she basically never offers it and only says it to falsely justify a higher rate. She then puts into her bio a YMMV disclaimer and takes out the "I love greek" BS. This is a consumer protection win for me.
2). She rashly starts offering greek to everyone and a string of 300 lb sweaty old guys abuse her of the notion she "loves greek". I really hope she chooses this option.
In relation to DATY now being offered full time to the masses. I just can't stop laughing on this one.
1). You realize she doesn't want to be doing this right? Doing this all the time is not going to make her a happy camper.
2). If your not curious now, it will be me you hear laughing at you later.
In relation to our little red headed step child learning some manners:
1). Remember the old saying "Let sleeping dogs lie"? If someone kicks a sleeping dog, most people expect the dog to wake up and just look around. Sometimes though, the dog wakes up and bites your foot off. This is when everyone acts all shocked at what they consider an over reaction to the offense.
2). Ruby popping off with snide remarks after I politely chose not to make an appointment was her kicking me, and me waking up to look around. Ruby attempting to silence me through warning and threats was her kicking me in a place of principle, and me waking up to bite her foot off.
3). At the end of it though, you look at the fucktard and say: "Dumbass, if you hadn't been kicking the dog in the first place, you wouldn't be in this shit show."
4). My money is on Ruby thinking twice before kicking any more dogs. We all win.
thanks man
