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02-01-2010, 01:45 AM
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#136
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BANNED
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 2,961
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Originally Posted by geniusman
I'm my own best friend
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SPACEBALLS
"They treated me to boiled dog. Now lots of people would be upset by that. Okay it's a little greasy, but it has a fine and delicate flavor."
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02-01-2010, 10:34 AM
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#137
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 637
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Originally Posted by ANONONE
"They treated me to boiled dog. Now lots of people would be upset by that. Okay it's a little greasy, but it has a fine and delicate flavor."
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Little Big Man
"If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here."
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02-01-2010, 08:09 PM
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#138
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Moderator
Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 53,310
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Originally Posted by Tenzil
Little Big Man
"If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here."
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THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister
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02-01-2010, 09:01 PM
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#139
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HELL's bell ringer!!
User ID: 3067
Join Date: Dec 27, 2009
Location: Based in Missouri AND coming to play in your town soon!!!
Posts: 70,817
My ECCIE Reviews
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Die Hard
"Well, you know how it is, down here in Louisiana, we don't carry guns, we carry ropes, RC colas and moon pies, we're not too smart, but we have a real good time. "
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02-01-2010, 11:08 PM
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#140
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Moderator
Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 53,310
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Originally Posted by DallasRain
Die Hard
"Well, you know how it is, down here in Louisiana, we don't carry guns, we carry ropes, RC colas and moon pies, we're not too smart, but we have a real good time. "
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SOUTHERN COMFORT
Are you gonna shoot me?
Yeah, was thinking about it
What you got left?
Half a clip. You?
I've got one round
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02-02-2010, 10:09 AM
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#141
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BANNED
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 2,961
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Originally Posted by geniusman
SOUTHERN COMFORT
Are you gonna shoot me?
Yeah, was thinking about it
What you got left?
Half a clip. You?
I've got one round
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DOOM
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart. His passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse.
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
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02-02-2010, 10:36 AM
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#142
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 7, 2010
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 116
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Originally Posted by ANONONE
DOOM
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart. His passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse.
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
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HENRY V
Daredelvis: So, what's y'all fellas' line of work?
Grant: Survival.
Daredelvis: Oh, well that's the slowest form of suicide.
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02-02-2010, 04:14 PM
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#143
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Dallas
Posts: 42
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Originally Posted by screwey
HENRY V
Daredelvis: So, what's y'all fellas' line of work?
Grant: Survival.
Daredelvis: Oh, well that's the slowest form of suicide.
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DUDES
What's a four-letter word for snatch?
Grab.
Oh... right. Whoopsie.
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02-02-2010, 04:23 PM
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#144
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 637
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Originally Posted by punkineater8
What's a four-letter word for snatch?
Grab.
Oh... right. Whoopsie.
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Stuck on You
"I'm suddenly very intelligent. It probably comes from making love to that French girl last night."
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02-02-2010, 04:39 PM
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#145
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BANNED
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 2,961
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Originally Posted by Tenzil
Stuck on You
"I'm suddenly very intelligent. It probably comes from making love to that French girl last night."
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BECKETT
"Men are but stomachs, and we women but food;
They eat us hungrily, and when they are full,
They belch us.”
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02-06-2010, 09:42 PM
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#146
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Moderator
Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 53,310
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Originally Posted by ANONONE
BECKETT
"Men are but stomachs, and we women but food;
They eat us hungrily, and when they are full,
They belch us.”
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Sorry, I couldn't find that quote
I'm in a glass case of emotion
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02-07-2010, 01:01 AM
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#147
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 637
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Originally Posted by geniusman
I'm in a glass case of emotion
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Anchorman
I believe the previous one was Othello
"Listen you fuckers, you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore"
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02-07-2010, 10:32 AM
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#148
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Moderator
Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 53,310
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Originally Posted by Tenzil
Anchorman
I believe the previous one was Othello
"Listen you fuckers, you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore"
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TAXI DRIVER
Hey, beneath this calm, sexy exterior beats the heart of a true scientist!
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02-08-2010, 07:21 PM
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#149
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Lifetime Premium Access
Join Date: Jan 8, 2010
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 152
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Originally Posted by geniusman
TAXI DRIVER
Hey, beneath this calm, sexy exterior beats the heart of a true scientist!
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EVOLUTION....hahahaha
My favorite of all time:
“Drainage! Drainage! Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I’m so sorry. If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake—there it is. That’s the straw, you see. And my straw reaches acrooooooossssss the room … I … drink … your … milkshake. I drink it up!”
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02-08-2010, 08:29 PM
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#150
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Moderator
Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 53,310
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Originally Posted by methodx69
EVOLUTION....hahahaha
My favorite of all time:
“Drainage! Drainage! Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I’m so sorry. If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake—there it is. That’s the straw, you see. And my straw reaches acrooooooossssss the room … I … drink … your … milkshake. I drink it up!”
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THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I just feel as if I've been asleep for along time and now suddenly I'm awake.
I can explain that
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