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Old 08-22-2011, 12:00 AM   #136
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Default Now that we've exhausted this...

Have you ever been at a stop light, the light turns green for 3 or 4 seconds, and the car in front of you doesn't move?

Invariably its some cunt on the cell phone. The cunt is not looking around like shes asking for directions, just absorbed in her conversation.

So you tap the horn. Most times the cunt will look in the rear view mirror like "How DARE you interrupt my cell phone conversation? Do I KNOW you?" Then she'll drive off fairly rapidly.

This is what gets me: several females who've been in my car when this has happen say "HEY, she's ON THE PHONE." Like there is some universal cuntress pact where "IF THEY'RE ON THE PHONE" all etiquette and courtesy not to mention traffic safety observation is out the window. Right, I bet she's talking to her dying mother while racing to the hospital. That's why she looked so happy chatty before I tapped the horn.

My response is a swift "Fuck the bitch."

If the fucking prophet is still around please answer the purpose of this universal cuntress pact and if there are any other UCPs that I need to know about. I'll leave a suitable offering depending on the explanation. Thanks.
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Old 08-22-2011, 04:42 AM   #137
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Have you ever been at a stop light, the light turns green for 3 or 4 seconds, and the car in front of you doesn't move?
If its a "cunt" lover, not on the phone, it may be me waiting for all the assholes who cut red lights to clear the intersection before I pull out!

I developed that habit when I moved to the Houston area, which is one of many reasons why I have not had a collision and my insurance premiums are about as low as can be obtained in the Houston metro area.

As for folks on the cell while driving its both genders. Some people cannot chew gum and walk simultaneously.
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Old 08-22-2011, 05:54 AM   #138
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That's part of my point LL. If the person is in front of the line and waited 2 seconds, I wouldn't tap the horn. But the bitch always takes off after I tap the horn--without looking both ways.

I see this behavior far more in women than men. Stop being a WK.
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Old 08-22-2011, 06:30 AM   #139
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I see this behavior far more in women than men. Stop being a WK.
#1. The "men" are not at the front of the line, cuz they cut the red light!
#2. I have been called a lot of #%^& on this and "the previous board," but a "WK" .. not! Ask the laid-ies. It's tough for me to even meet for a cup of coffee ... hmmmmm ... on 2nd thought keep up the name calling!
#3. FYI ... it takes longer than 2 seconds for the assholes to: accelerate from 100 feet from the intersection, change lanes, and cross the intersection when the light turns red.....and don't forget the laid-ies who don't hesitate when the light turns green when they talk on their phone and they will be in the intersection when the asshole cuts the red light and you will be in the middle of the carnage if you don't hesitate ...

they are doing you a favor by hesitating, and here you are bitching about it!
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Old 08-26-2011, 01:17 AM   #140
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Default It's over...turn them off...

Well it looks like the will of the voters won out after all... "City council dealt the controversial cameras a double death blow Wednesday, first ordering their immediate shutdown and then outlawing the use of cameras to catch red-light runners"....

The police chief issued an order to ATS to shut off their cameras at 12:01 p.m. Wednesday....
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Old 08-26-2011, 06:44 PM   #141
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Good.
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