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Old 01-21-2011, 10:25 AM   #1
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If your SEX LIFE had its own Fortune Cookie WHAT WOULD IT SAY??



(..and YES, you can add "In Bed" to the end of all sayings...DUH!!)



TGIF Everyone, don't be shy - let's hear em'!
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:27 AM   #2
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"Better luck next time" in bed
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:48 AM   #3
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take two tonite and two in the morning!
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:50 AM   #4
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"Don't be embarrased, It happenes to EVERYBODY sometimes" in bed
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:53 AM   #5
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It would read


404:NOT FOUND
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:55 AM   #6
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404:NOT FOUND IN BED
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Old 01-21-2011, 11:04 AM   #7
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"Warning contents may cause extreme warmth, drowsiness, and sleepiness " In Bed.
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Old 01-21-2011, 11:31 AM   #8
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Don't worry, maybe the next one will last as long as you do...in bed

lmao-sorry-couldn't resist
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Objects may be larger then they appear!!! In bed
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You know what they say about Chinese food; 10 minutes later you'll want to eat again...in bed.

You'll meet a tall, dark stranger...in bed. (Boy, THAT one has come true numerous times. Go figure.)
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Old 01-21-2011, 01:42 PM   #11
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I shit you not I opened one the other day and it read....

"YOU WILL SOON CHANGE YOUR CAREER OF CHOICE"

lmao....ya right! where is CAPTAIN-SAVE-A-HOE?
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veni, vidi, vinci, eiaculari....in bed
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Don't use anal beads bought from the Clearance isle (in bed) ~ DOH!!

Warming sensation condoms are not meant for tasting (in bed) ~ YUCK!!

Gifts and bribing will most always bring blowjobs your way (in bed) ~

Don't start what you can't finish (in bed) ~ Thats what Im' talkin' bout!!

Never let a good cock go to waste (in bed) ~ HELL YEAH!!
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Never let a hot kitten go hungry (in bed) ~ he he he!! feed the cat!! ~ she likes meat!! he he he



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Old 01-21-2011, 04:34 PM   #14
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real fortune cookie from recent meal at pei wei.

your eyes will soon be opened to a world
full of beauty, charm, and adventure.
..... - in eccie land as well as in bed.

ain't that the truth!!!
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