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chicagoboy · 01-20-2011, 07:07 PM

So when is the ASK THE FUCKING PROPHET! thread going to be reopened?

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=154026

Wayward · 01-20-2011, 08:48 PM

It was moved off site....

Lacey Companion · 01-21-2011, 06:10 AM

Nice hijack guys! I didn't realize I posted a thread about DH. Should I hit the rtm button? That's right... you guys are above moderators. Guess I will have to wing it on my own.

By the way DH, you couldn't handle being with me. Our description of "fucking" is oxymoronic kinda like your board handle on a "hooker" site. Have you guys ever listened to the band DH? All their songs are about hating hookers. Kinda makes you look like LE with no reviews and all. Did you make that mistake or are you THAT obvious? Monkey Paw is another one. Did you guys know that that's a term that refers to "resurrection of the dead resulting in an undesirable outcome to the resurrector" kinda like Eccie resurrecting ASPD, huh? Father Wayward... "trying to bring the flock back to the Lord"? You don't seem very christian to me. I heard about the review you just wrote. Was it straight out of Harlequin or mixed with the Fornicator's Almanac?

BDS, I can't share what I am on... and I wouldn't want to if you were my bestest friend in the whole wide world; which clearly you are not. Is that really you in those pics? I always heard that strippers who use "snow, ice, diamond... " in their name meant they liked to draw lines and sniff glue... or something like that. Another obvious handle, placating or just didn't realize?

Oh I haven't been in Ohio for a couple of years now but JB is the best mod on this site. When him, Profromdover and "Edward Lewis" modded the ASPD Ohio board, our board was a class act and we had members from all over the nation come to our board to have a good time. I personally brought in over 200 members. A-1 joined when I left Ohio so I have never met him nor do I care for his arrogance. I said he was a valuable contributor and a wealth of knowledge. As a member, he was much more desirable than you guys, even though he set a low bar. He wasn't tacky beyond his arrogance and he brought members in... not ran them off. He also treated women a lot better than you guys. Of course, his agenda was different though. Yeah, I read a lot of what he posted. He was on my stomping grounds and it was really hot when (and why) I left.

As far as htown goes, he made my point twice over and I all ready said I had to go before his bs. I did notice that none of you threw his hat in the ring to be a mod again. Wonder why? I could guess cause he's too much competition and doesn't share the lime light very well. He would leave you guys looking dull, right? Why doesn't he want to mod you guys is the question. Probably too bizzy... *scowling eyebrows".

You guys shouldn't assume that just because the people here like to play that we are too stupid to figure you out. You are trying to ruin the site... right? I mean if you really wanted to make Houston a private board than you would go back to ymwv just for that reason. That's just a place to track ips though right? I did read some threads there and watched the bs you were spilling about DH's ban on eRAPS.

JaD, you should know more about the civil war Baby. I will say you seem too sweet to be ASSociated... I bet you are a good lover. Didn't you just become a mod on eRaps the other day?

I told you guys, I am everywhere... cause I have a lot of friends who keep me there. Plus, you should understand... nothing about you scares me... not even your chauvinism or connections. After all, your level of integrity relieves any concerns I might have had... seriously.

Now back on topic, you guys need to do your civil war homework. It was about 30 years after this quarrel and ended in Virginia... the divided state in the war but was one of the original 13 colonies known as the Yankees. Please, if you are gonna debate me, do your homework first. It's no fun unless I learn something too.
Humor me! And let's see if you can handle me without tattling, you war vets you...lmao.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_Colonies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee

Hi Boardman. Yes, I blew you off... just like I posted those kitty pics to Wake Up. I told you before, the avatars protect your Boardman personna. You are a fellow cat lover so you can't be all bad. Plus I use you to show I that don't have to deal with every Tom, Dick and Harry who has a penis wad in his eye. roflmao Just thought I would let you know. Plus, we have someone in common *winks*. Love you! Kisses!

Killersalt · 01-21-2011, 07:08 AM

Nice response Lacy, you're making yourself well known in Houston. Keep it up, you're great entertainment. I can't wait to hear more!!!

There must be some good stuff in Ohio.

chicagoboy · 01-21-2011, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

Now back on topic, you guys need to do your civil war homework. It was about 30 years after this quarrel and ended in Virginia... the divided state in the war but was one of the original 13 colonies known as the Yankees. Please, if you are gonna debate me, do your homework first. It's no fun unless I learn something too.
Humor me! And let's see if you can handle me without tattling, you war vets you...lmao.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_Colonies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee

Did you even bother to read the Wikipedia article on "Yankee" that you lincked? Nowhere does it say that people from Virginia or the colonies/states south of Virginia were ever referred to by their fellow Americans as Yankees. The original meaning pertained to people from New England and was later broadened to include people from other Northern states.

The article quotes EB White:

To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.
To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.

oilfieldscum · 01-21-2011, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Killersalt

Nice response Lacy, you're making yourself well known in Houston. Keep it up, you're great entertainment. I can't wait to hear more!!!

There must be some good stuff in Ohio. I bet you and Anonone have some great sessions.

But but but she said she wasn't in Ohio anymore or at least she will not openly admit to it. It is funny how the OP posted about a thread jack and then jacked her own thread to a Houston/moderator/DH/Monkeypaw/BDS/JaD/?

Ah yes and back on topic Houston was orginally named Harrisburg until it was renamed after ole Sam in 1837.

boardman · 01-21-2011, 10:01 AM

Wow Lacey,
Your understanding of us fucktards in houston is amazing.

I never even considered that dh may be LE. That's very enlightening.

I am always amused when someone questions another's religion or integrity on a SHMB. You really can't get any more condescending than that. Or stoopid for that matter.

I can assure you that BDS is all that....and more. Her pictures are hot but she is way hotter in person. Now, while we are analyzing handles what about yours.
Lacey would indicate that someone is smooth and refined with maybe a soft touch and compassionate nature. Talk about irony.
Companion? Now that's a little more tricky. Seeing how the only review you have associated with your handle is by someone who joined the boards for the specific purpose of writing what amounts to a provider ad and has no other posts although it's post count shows 4 I am inclined to believe the old adage my dad taught me years ago: "hit dog howls". I'm sure you are smart enough to figure that out on your own.

Whoever or whatever you are it is obvious that you want to start shit but seeing as you've already received bans from playing with the Houston boys you may want to rethinck your strategy.

Oh, and we really couldn't care less about your level of intelligence except to the point of how well you know how to give head so please stop trying to prove something we don't give a shit about. It's really getting old.

BTW, you don't have a fucking clue about the cat avatars. Do some research before you open your pie hole. It may prevent you from looking like such a moron.

Guest030617 · 01-21-2011, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

BDS, I can't share what I am on... and I wouldn't want to if you were my bestest friend in the whole wide world; which clearly you are not. Is that really you in those pics? I always heard that strippers who use "snow, ice, diamond... " in their name meant they liked to draw lines and sniff glue... or something like that. Another obvious handle, placating or just didn't realize?

Lacey, that was a compliment what i said to you sweetie......i find your post very funny, just like my drunck threads....

BTW those are me in the picture with no photoshop....life is a biotch huh!

Grab your balls Lacey this will be a ride your not gonna wanna ride with me!!

smooches BM

notanewbie · 01-21-2011, 10:11 AM

well said boardman, all I came up with for LC was bend over and show me what you are worth.

I like yours better.

dearhunter · 01-21-2011, 10:23 AM

I got friends in low places.......

boardman · 01-21-2011, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by notanewbie

well said boardman, all I came up with for LC was bend over and show me what you are worth.

Actually, that's pretty much what I intended to say......I tend to get long winded at times..

Wakeup · 01-21-2011, 10:32 AM

Sure enough...post is all fucking sorts of...

Kurrin Beverly · 01-21-2011, 10:36 AM

And I thought you all were starting to play nice. What was I thinking? I need a shot of "ta kill ya" now, please!!!

Lacey as much as these "Gentlemen" appear to be assholes, they REALLY are GREAT guys in person and in the bedroom. Don't take them too personally, they're all a lot of laughs, especially DH, MP, WU, BM, NAN, TG, Father WayWay & all my H-Town mods.

Back to my morning drinck. I know it's 4 pm somewhere in this world.

TGIF!!!

boardman · 01-21-2011, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by UnderCoverDiva

And I thought you all were starting to play nice. What was I thinking? I need a shot of "ta kill ya" now, please!!!

Lacey as much as these "Gentlemen" appear to be assholes, they REALLY are GREAT guys in person and in the bedroom. Don't take them too personally, they're all a lot of laughs, especially DH, MP, WU, BM, NAN, TG, Father WayWay & all my H-Town mods.

Back to my morning drinck. I know it's 4 pm somewhere in this world.

TGIF!!!

Some of us don't want to be a mod. Hell, I have enough trouble moderating my own posts.

I'd be willing to skip my pre-arranged lunch meeting so you don't have to drinck alone. I'm just sayin'

Kurrin Beverly · 01-21-2011, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by boardman

Some of us don't want to be a mod. Hell, I have enough trouble moderating my own posts.

I'd be willing to skip my pre-arranged lunch meeting so you don't have to drinck alone. I'm just sayin'

That's so sweet

I'm sure you would be in a lot of trouble, if I took you up on that offer seeing how you posted it for her to see. Honestly, I have to meet my boss at 12:30 for a business meeting. I may be handing over my resignation, the keys to the office, and telling him to kiss my a..

I may take you up on your offer later, though. Kisses.