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massagemanusa · 01-19-2011, 03:51 PM

Yep Sarah been there many times!!

massagemanusa · 01-19-2011, 03:54 PM

NOLA_VooDoo, funny you should mention that because it reminds me of a time I was doing mish with my GF and I slipped out but I was going so fast that I kept going and rammed into her. I think I just about broke mine! I thought I did anyway. It hurt like hell but I was okay after a while. I bet a broken dick would be horrible!

elcid180 · 01-19-2011, 04:54 PM

After my divorce (1st wife) I was broke so had a cheap bed My girlfriend and I were going at and the bed broke. Wasnt hurt other then laughing too hard. Got another cheap bed and the same thing happened (couple of diays later). Had to invest in a Serta

DallasRain · 01-19-2011, 05:41 PM

lol--elcid

elcid180 · 01-19-2011, 06:37 PM

Yeah I just wish that it was because I was great in bed but it just meant that I had been eating too much

ashwednesday666 · 01-20-2011, 01:05 PM

Fell off the bed. Went down the stairs ass first w/glass of water in on hand..

bluebiker · 01-20-2011, 05:00 PM

Not sure if this would count, when I was 17, I was having fun with the next door neighbors wife. Of course,he came home early, she said he would kill me, so I jumped out the window,clothes in hand and broke my leg. I put my clothes on and crawled back to our back yard. Needless to say, I found out years later, my dad had seen my jump out of the second story window and never said a word about it. I should have known then that pussy equalled trouble. LMAO

Guest021824 · 01-20-2011, 11:35 PM

when I was in high school, I was with this girl and hitting it from the back when I got a serious "cramp" in my leg and fell on the floor just when I was about to blow.........it was crazy, I was blowing all over myself and she burst out laughing, since it happened just as I heard a car drive up in the drive way. I thought it was her parents but, it was a car next door............LOL

Nina Rae · 01-21-2011, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by bluebiker

Not sure if this would count, when I was 17, I was having fun with the next door neighbors wife. Of course,he came home early, she said he would kill me, so I jumped out the window,clothes in hand and broke my leg. I put my clothes on and crawled back to our back yard. Needless to say, I found out years later, my dad had seen my jump out of the second story window and never said a word about it. I should have known then that pussy equalled trouble. LMAO

OMG! I think I just peed a little! That was HILARIOUS! I mean, I'm sorry you broke your leg, but damn...you're killin' me!

I've never really gotten hurt-hurt. The worse its been for me is that inevitable hip or thigh cramp from some really good cowgirl! LOL. But I sympathize with those of you who took one for the team and got hurt for a good O.

Miss J · 01-21-2011, 11:16 AM

HUGE bruises...there's my sex related injury!
Some of the men I entertain actually ask me if I'm being battered, LOL!
Apparantly, not enough! no goose eggs, hip injuries, dislocated shoulders....
I must be doing something wrong....
I do however get all kinds of injuries while walking!

haya1300 · 01-21-2011, 11:24 AM

Miss J, you can come see me anytime you wanna get tossed around a little. I'm sure I'm quite capable of handling that for you. LOL Just a suggestion, and a fun one at that.

Cheers

Miss J · 01-21-2011, 01:19 PM

Maybe I will!!!!
...and cheers to you Haya!

DallasRain · 01-21-2011, 11:49 PM

I had a sweet little Indian guy in Beaumont who gave me several hickeys on my neck...I made the mistake of letting him "snuzzle my neck" and i bruise easy,so hence the results were not pretty....lol

Chellablaine · 01-22-2011, 01:10 AM

Fell out of a very tall lifeguard stand. Was bruised up but didnt break a nail! woohoo!

DallasRain · 01-22-2011, 08:54 AM

lifeguard stand...ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!