Why men pass away before women

[Miss_Mya]

I hope you all enjoy this I found while I was bored doing laundry. I have to admit that it may be funny but there is some truth to it (hate to admit that many of these are true and it seems that there is an unbalance).

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you ... it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet ... it's male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp.

If you don't ... you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination.

If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert.

If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.

If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain.

If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after something.

If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself.

If you don't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired.

If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed.

If you don't ... there must be someone else.


Bottom Line: Men die first because they want to.

[Jazzer]

Good ones Mya. There is lot of truth to those.

[Omahan]

So the answer is we die first because we want to.

[Cheaper2buyit]

men die first because its cheaper then divorces her

[nycalcharlie2003]

Q: Do you know why married men live longer than single men?
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A: They don't, it just seems longer!!!!

[jan-w]

This is a neat list. I enjoyed it.

[guest010313]

I know this is a joke, but if peeps feel like a lot of this is true, maybe start spending time around more reasonable people?