I don't look like my pictures

[discreetgent]

Originally Posted by Ansley

I won't even take a jab at your precious and wonderful Edward.

No need to; the tiara on his head says it all.

And Ansley, I brought the squirrel into it

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by discreetgent

And Ansley, I brought the squirrel into it

I know you did, but it's kind of hard to take jabs at a guppy.

[discreetgent]

Originally Posted by Ansley

I know you did, but it's kind of hard to take jabs at a guppy.

See, the perfect pet.

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by discreetgent

See, the perfect pet.

I just read that a pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

[discreetgent]

Originally Posted by Ansley

I just read that a pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

No need to insult guppies by comparing them to goldfish

[Rudyard K]

Originally Posted by Ansley

I just read that a pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

I find myself wondering why you were looking up the definition of "twit"? Was it something DG said?

[Ansley]

Things You May Have Not Known
1. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
2. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
3. A shrimp's heart is in their head.
4. Your heart stops for a mili-second when you sneeze.
5. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones).
6. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
7. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
8. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
9. Rats and horses can't vomit.
10. "Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
11. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
12. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
13. If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, they can pop out.
14. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
15. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
16. If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
17. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
18. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
19. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
20. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
21. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
22. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
23. Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
24. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
25. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

[discreetgent]

And how many of these are urban myths?

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by discreetgent

And how many of these are urban myths?

I guess you have something to do this afternoon. Research!

[Tetas]

At least the last one's right, I tried.

[nevergaveitathought]

Originally Posted by Ansley

6. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

ive seen them look up by putting their forefeet on a box or the roof of a shed

Originally Posted by Ansley

11. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib

had a gf once who sneezed when we were in flagante dilecto...made me climax then and there

Originally Posted by Ansley

15. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

wonder what a strippers tongue in your ear will do?

Originally Posted by Ansley

19. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

can you blame them?

Originally Posted by Ansley

23. Cat's urine glows under a black-light.

Their eyes glow in the dark when your headlights shine their way..sheep's eyes too

Originally Posted by Ansley

25. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

im in the 25% group, but i did think about it.

[charlestudor2005]

Originally Posted by Ansley

6. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

17. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

25. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Is that why they don't run around the barnyard crying, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling?"

Hitchcock appears in every Hitchcock movie. The challenge is finding him.

I'm a 25%er.

[Katy Alexander]

Originally Posted by Ansley

Now Becky, this thread was one of those, 'look at me', I need attention, drama queen threads. You were playing along quite nicely until the squirrel was brought up. Seeing that I'm in such a wonderful kind hearted, filled with holiday spirit kind of mood, I'll let you have that one. I won't even take a jab at your precious and wonderful Edward.

I know, I know, I was doing quite well until the caffeine kicked in. My apologies to the Squirrel.

stupid rodent stupid rodent stupid rodent stupid stupid stupid rodent

[discreetgent]

Originally Posted by Becky

stupid rodent stupid rodent stupid rodent stupid stupid stupid rodent

Atlcomedy, should the gals take this to the Ladies Lounge?

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by discreetgent

Atlcomedy, should the gals take this to the Ladies Lounge?

I started this thread and I give Becky permission to talk all she wants about dogs and rodents. It keeps her occupied.