SANTA'S PICK UP LINES

[DallasRain]

I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister!

• Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
• Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
• I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister!
• Some of my best toys run on batteries... <wink wink>
• I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
• Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!
• Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
• That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!

[thefranchiseus]

1.) want to be one of santa's Ho's

2.) i got a special candy cane under this stomache

3.) come unwrap this gift of mines and give it a twist

4.) i only Cum once a year, So lets make it fun

[DallasRain]

lol--I like #4!!!!

{guess santa does not get "mpops"....lol}

[rwksl]

"What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?"

"Lady, with your smile so bright, won't you be my lay tonight?"

"Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?"

"Honey, you could even say it glows."

"Wanna feel the Christmas spirit inside you?"

"Bet I can make you a believer again."

"Are you interested in seeing the 'North Pole?'"

"Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you."

"Come sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want. Then you can sit on Santa's face and give him what *he* wants."

"Who's your daddy? That's right: Father Christmas!"

And especially for DallasRain, "Whattaya say, babe -- you, me, a rooftop and a nice chilled bottle of 2% lowfat?"

[DallasRain]

quote----
And especially for DallasRain, "Whattaya say, babe -- you, me, a rooftop and a nice chilled bottle of 2% lowfat?"

lol---good idea!