Texas Laws

[Chloe]

SILLY TEXAS LAWS

One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.

It is illegal to sell one s eye.

A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.GUILTY

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. GUILTY

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. I WAS ON THE 3RD STORY DOES THAT COUNT ? LOL

It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense. GUILTY

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

[GneissGuy]

Originally Posted by Chloe

It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.

Damn, there go my plans for the holidays.

[theaustinescorts]

The laws of this state are a reflection of the values and intellect of its constituent members.

Draw your own conclusions.

[Rand Al'Thor]

Originally Posted by theaustinescorts

The laws of this state are a reflection of the values and intellect of its constituent members.

Draw your own conclusions.

Do the laws of other states reflect the values and intellect of its constituent members as well?

NY:

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

CA:

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

IN:

The value of Pi is 3.

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

Oral sex is illegal.

A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her.

[Rand Al'Thor]

Originally Posted by Chloe

SILLY TEXAS LAWS

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It's polite.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. I WAS ON THE 3RD STORY DOES THAT COUNT ? LOL

Clearly not. Even I could defend that 3rd story is not 2nd story in court. Most of our judges know how to count that high.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

We promote courteous criminals, what would the world come to if criminals don't call before showing up to the house? Savagery.

Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense. GUILTY

We're learning! It used to be an offense punishable by being dragged out to the parking lot and sodomized by every men present who were offended.

[78704]

Can't carry a folding knife with a blade longer than 5.5"; wonder how the lawmakers decided on that length. ;-)

[Chloe]

Originally Posted by theaustinescorts

The laws of this state are a reflection of the values and intellect of its constituent members.

Draw your own conclusions.

First and foremost I wanna say I looked up various state laws and this thread was just a light hearted post and definitely NOT a bash on Texas lol. I posted the same thread in NY on us. . .and as in the above posts there are some really funny laws out there!!!

I'd be happy to hear the stories which led up to such silly laws like NY's ice cream in the pocket law!!! LOL