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Old 11-09-2010, 10:38 PM   #1
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Default Roughnecks are Good at Sensitive Stuff

Roughnecks are Good at Sensitive Stuff

Three Roughnecks were working up in the derrick: Cooter, Lonnie and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls out of the derrick and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Lonnie says, “Well, someone should go and tell his wife.” Donnie says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Lonnie says, “Where did you get that beer, Donnie?” “Cooter’s wife gave it to me,” Lonnie replies.” That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?”

“Well, not exactly”, Donnie says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter’s widow’.”

She said, “You must be mistaken, I’m not a widow.”

Then I said “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.”

Roughnecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff.
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Old 11-10-2010, 06:52 PM   #2
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lol!!!! good one!!
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ROFLMAO WIDOW COOTER.


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LOL….

What’s really funny about this joke is that it’s quite possibly based on a true incident. I worked as a roughneck one summer while attending college. There are some roughnecks who should have gone to medical school or MIT. They were very intelligent.

Then there’s the guys in this story……
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