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Singleguy8467 · 10-09-2010, 12:07 AM

Why am I bored on a Friday night?

Torito · 10-09-2010, 07:35 AM

No money for pussy?

Torito

Lana Warren · 10-09-2010, 08:15 AM

Shut up, Singleguy.........NO WHINING ALLOWED! We have enough of that already!

gtcruiser · 10-09-2010, 11:31 AM

There are only 2 rules:

Rule number one is "No Whining"

Rule number two is to refer to rule number one.....

GTC

guest010712 · 10-09-2010, 11:49 AM

Man, I was so bored the other night that I tried milking my nipples. Wha...?! I ran out of regular milk and wanted to have cereal (I didn't feel like going to the store either). After a couple of hours of failure, I realized I dislocated my one of my nipples. I then tried to grab a hold of one of my kittehs, but their ninja skills were too uber for me and their teets wouldn't have produced a sufficient amount of milk anyway. I bet ya Chuck Norris can milk his nipples via his beard!

Bah! I'm going back to my midget search dammit! Look...! A unicorn!

~Ze~ · 10-09-2010, 12:00 PM

www.i-am-bored.com

TheBizzer · 10-09-2010, 12:34 PM

I've found there's only one part of me I can milk effectively, but the product doesn't go very well with my Cap'n Crunch.

Guest030617 · 10-09-2010, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neotek

Man, I was so bored the other night that I tried milking my nipples. Wha...?! I ran out of regular milk and wanted to have cereal (I didn't feel like going to the store either). After a couple of hours of failure, I realized I dislocated my one of my nipples. I then tried to grab a hold of one of my kittehs, but their ninja skills were too uber for me and their teets wouldn't have produced a sufficient amount of milk anyway. I bet ya Chuck Norris can milk his nipples via his beard!

Bah! I'm going back to my midget search dammit! Look...! A unicorn!

next time that happens you can come get mine....lol