stupid things dancers say

[John_TX]

I'm here at the Pirate ship. a tall slender blonde, about 21, named J******, sits in my lap and tells me for $100 I can go with her in the back and get 3 dances and give her a $40 tip.....I guess she was hoping I was completely drunk or stupid. i asked her if that includes extras? she said for $200 she would give me a hj. i laughed and told her for $150 I can drive myself to XTC and have a 30 min session with a girl who is working right now who happens to be a Pirate Ship dancer.

she said "baby this is a deal, usually I charge $500 an hour just for dances in VIP and $500 more if they want extras." she then said that XTC is a dirty place and the girls there are nasty! started tugging on me to get me out of the chair.

i told her I wasn't interested. she then looked mad and said, "are you a cop?" and walked away.

I am confused as to what I just experienced....

[Eccie Addict]

Don't let em confuse you bud. I had one tell me she charged a 1000 and 2 minutes later she said 200 would be just fine lol. Never did take her up on it.

[DaChef]

That why i have a hard time going to the strip clubs for that same reason.

[kerwil62]

Dancers say stupid shit all the time. Just ignore it.

[Htowner]

Well I can't blame them for going for the highest they can get. A smart negotiator would have to adjust and adapt. If you don't have someone who thinks $500 or $200 is a good deal , you can either make them an even more special !! price or move on .
May be get 5 of those $100 guys till the $500 guy shows up.

[jacksparrow]

I guess it depends of how you look, some guys have that millionaire look like.
I try to keep the look like of someone under $100,000. and it works. I am just saying.

[Hawkeye]

[John_TX]

well I definitely wasn't dressed like a millionaire! unless you think t-shirt and shorts and a Casio watch is a millionaire getup!

I dont think this girl was gonna negotiate - she had GPS all the way and probably a pimp to enforce it too. when she wouldn't even reduce her $200 offer to $150 (matching XTC's quoted rate), which i would have never agreed to in a SC anyway, I figured this was a waste of time. and at $200 I'm pretty sure it would have turned into an upsell from there anyway.

and surprising, for a Sat night it was slow - not many guys and not many girls.

I ended up dances from a non-extras dancer named Ava who looks like Taylor Swift and that was fine. no extras but no attitude either, and she is super cute!

and I went to XTC later and met that Pirate Ship dancer there. she offered everything but was a tad steep, and i got the tuna smell so I passed. on a side note XTC was slow - only 3 clients since 6 pm and I was there around 1 am. guess the economy is taking a toll there! wonder if the price of extras will go down accordingly?

[Htowner]

Originally Posted by John_TX

guess the economy is taking a toll there! wonder if the price of extras will go down accordingly?

You are assuming the dancers actually know what is going on out in the real world. They are a lot like the professional athletes. The play in their own bubble. Bear market, bull market, hurricanes , depressions, recessions, have very little effect on their psyche.

[proper]

Originally Posted by Htowner

You are assuming the dancers actually know what is going on out in the real world. They are a lot like the professional athletes. The play in their own bubble. Bear market, bull market, hurricanes , depressions, recessions, have very little effect on their psyche.

So very true!

[Eccie Addict]

The only time they notice is when they get too old or people stop wanting them.

[Captain Gus]

Thanks for the info guys;
If and when i ever go to a strip club , i will take your advice;

[ThatManFromTexas]

I was in a strip club and the dancer quoted a price for extras.. I laughed and said, "There are places I can buy a whole village for that..." The dancer got a confused look on her face wrinkled up her nose and blurted out, "Around Here?"

[DaChef]

Originally Posted by John_TX

well I definitely wasn't dressed like a millionaire! unless you think t-shirt and shorts and a Casio watch is a millionaire getup!

I dont think this girl was gonna negotiate - she had GPS all the way and probably a pimp to enforce it too. when she wouldn't even reduce her $200 offer to $150 (matching XTC's quoted rate), which i would have never agreed to in a SC anyway, I figured this was a waste of time. and at $200 I'm pretty sure it would have turned into an upsell from there anyway.

and surprising, for a Sat night it was slow - not many guys and not many girls.

I ended up dances from a non-extras dancer named Ava who looks like Taylor Swift and that was fine. no extras but no attitude either, and she is super cute!

and I went to XTC later and met that Pirate Ship dancer there. she offered everything but was a tad steep, and i got the tuna smell so I passed. on a side note XTC was slow - only 3 clients since 6 pm and I was there around 1 am. guess the economy is taking a toll there! wonder if the price of extras will go down accordingly?

Who did you see at XTC?

[oilfieldscum]

Whever a girl uses the word "nasty" when referring to play just bounce because that is sure sign of low of perfomance pu$$y.