Typical responses, everyone assuming the boss is a guy . . what if the boss is a gurl?
TOP TEN WAYS TO DETERMINE IF YOUR FEMALE BOSS IS IN THE HOBBY
10. She knows what EECIE and ASPD mean if you accidentally drop the acronyms
9. She takes real long lunch breaks, comes in late and leaves early
8. She has a privacy guard on the laptop
7. She likes Yahoo or MSN chat way too much
6. You find her pic on EROS
5. She is ALWAYS talking on the phone in code
4. She can most usually be found at a swanky upscale hotel bar
3. You find a box of condoms at her work station or in her office
2. You notice hardly ever wears underwear
1. Her best friend is SP Hunter
TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF A MALE BOSS IS A HOBBIEST . .
10. He is caught on trying to close EROS or EECI on his PC
9. He always carries two cell phones, and never wants to explain why
8. You casually ask him to P411- you and he turns red
7. He is san email with his EECIE handle instead of his name
6. He comes in to work one with set of clothes and then has on a different set after lunch
5. Long unexplained absenses from the workplace and he is always smiling
4. You find a gal in his office, sitting on his desk, facing the wall or window, legs slightly parted and you don't see your boss on first look
3. The SO calls and asks, "Do you know * * * * * * ?" and you don't
2. The SO calls and asks, "Do you know * * * * * * ?", and you do . . .and she is your ATF . . .
1. He signs his emails or letters with "Tiger Woods"
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