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Old 07-21-2010, 08:37 AM   #1
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....nor do I beat women, but this is funny damnit!

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.


Doctor: "What happened?"


Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."


Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep."


Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.


Woman Says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"


Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"


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....nor do I beat women, but this is funny damnit!




Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"


We could all take that advice every now and then!!!!
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....nor do I beat women, but this is funny damnit!


I know something that you do beat up.....
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"BEAT IT UP????" .... what happened to "hurt so good?"

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Beat it up= hurts so good. You know how I like it.
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NOWWWWWW, so does everyone else! .......damnit woman, GIT YO' ASS IN THE CAR!!!

Where ya been?? Can ya tell I missed ya?
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Old 07-21-2010, 03:07 PM   #7
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Well, I don't do outcalls...especially to BFE, but I would gladly chat with you on the phone while you make that LOOOONG trip to me ....Or if you make me some cabbage and ham, I might consider making that hike...will work for food!!


Missed you too....
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