So ummm creeper alert here on myself *Blushing* So I went for a wonderful swim at my hotel pool. Extremely relaxing and all was well in my world. I got out and went back to my room. "SHIT!!!" I yelled in my head when my key didn't work in my door. There I was standing in my dripping wet bathing suit that has a very revealing top (it is actually in my signature line) and short skirt. I turned 50 shades of red when I realized I had to walk to the lobby like that. Mind you, I am staying in a 3 star hotel that hosts a million business meetings a day so the lobby is always full of people in business attire. SO I am standing in line and see that in the line next to me there is a Gent wearing slightly snug pleaded Khakis and he has his foot up on his hardcase suitcase like capt morgan. I was looking at his case when my eye went up his leg to see his *Blushing* sugar lumps! They were all snug against his pants and HUGE. I just stared for a few secs trying to picture them in my head when I realized that I was staring it was too late! I moved my eyes up to realize he was looking right back at me obviously staring at his sugar lumps!! He had this smug look on his face and I almost died.
This hilarious song and video was all that I could think of!!!!
http://youtu.be/_ozSSseCh3U
Lyrics:
Lemme tell ya
I see you girls checkin' out my trunks
I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
I see you girls lookin' at my junk, then checkin' out my rump, then back to my sugarlumps
When I shake it, I shake it all up
You probably think that my pants have the mumps
It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump
They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front
All the ladies checkin' out my sugarlumps
They drive the ladies crazy
All these bitches checkin' out my britches
Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants
My dungarees make them hun-ga-ree
They're over the moon when I don pantaloons
[ Lyrics from:
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/f/f...ugarlumps.html ]
My sugarlumps are two of a kind - sweet and white and highly refined
Honies try all kinds of tomfoolery to steal a feel of my family jewellery
My cannonballs cause a kerfuffle - the ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle
If you party with the Party Prince, you get two complimentary after-dinner mints
We see you girls checkin' out our trunks
We see you girls checkin' out the front of our trunks
We see you girls lookin' at our junk, then checkin' out our rumps, then back to our sugarlumps
Chillin' at my store, doin' my thing, when in walks a guy with his dick in a sling
I'm like, "Holy shit! What happened to you?
He said, "How much will you give me for the family jewels?"
I said "Ten bucks"; he said "No way!"
"Ten bucks and a Frisbee"; he said "Okay"
And I took his sugarlumps and put 'em on display, and sold 'em as hacky sacks later that day
All the ladies they want a taste of my sugarlumps
Sweet sugarlumps yeah
All the ladies they want a taste of my sugarlumps
Sweet sugarlumps
My Bio Page - New York - Upstate
"All the Ladies checkin out my sugar lumps!All the bitches checkin out my britches"
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