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05-25-2010, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Texas
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Damn sorry about your troubles with having a hard time finding women that'll take a big dick like a champ. Wow its like that saying the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Good luck on your searches! Just let me get first shot at the ladies before you blow'em out. LOL! Just kidding ladies.
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05-26-2010, 08:01 AM
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Join Date: Feb 23, 2010
Location: dallas
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Self reporting of penis size is notoriously "inaccurate" (lots of amusing studies on that one!), but assuming that you truly do have a donkey dong... I have a suggestion for you to gauge whether or not the $50 upcharge is good value. Go to your favorite sex store, and get a king kong dildo, perhaps a medium one and a small one. Try all three in your OWN bunghole (use lots of lube)... Report back on which one you prefer!
I'm going to guess the smaller ones...
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05-26-2010, 08:18 AM
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Join Date: Sep 16, 2009
Location: Dallas, TX
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I've not met the OP, but to quote a friend:
"I find that the big ones who KNOW what they have, know how to use it very well. They don't go around "asking" if we can handle what they got."
I find this to be true, also. For me, it's always a VERY PLEASANT surprise to encounter one that really needs XL or even XXL condoms.
Jus' saying.
Jas
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05-26-2010, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Dec 22, 2009
Location: The ATL
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Anyone ever have sex with a loose vagina? Oh, man! Worst sex in the world. I was seeing a lady who used to bang this big dicked thug (whom I believe is still locked up at this present time). She would tell me how it felt he was literally splitting her every time they did it. The repurcussion from those painful encounters, I speculate, is that she never learned to develop her Kegel muscle. So now when an avg Joe like me gets in there it's literally a hot dog thrown down a hallway. I had to put forth an effort to cum each and every time (usually thinking back to a session with a provider). I just couldn't feel anything. And to make matters worse, she liked doing it with her legs spread, making herself that much looser. About the only good thing about fucking her was that it was free.
The point of my story is, ladies, there's nothing wrong with being a size queen and loving cats like the OP. But think about the long term effects of taking cucumbers, baseball bats, and redwoods in your moneymakers. Gotta keep those Kegels strong, unless you plan on having nothing but big dicks in your life.
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05-26-2010, 12:53 PM
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Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
Location: DFW
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Well, to paraphrase, he ain't bragging if she can't take it. On the other hand this sounds like more of an upsell rather than a refusal. I've gotten more than a few compliments about the girth and usage of Big Top Gonzo, but usually it's something like, "My, you're a big boy, aren't you?," or something like that. Of course, I'm not bragging, either; they may be referring to the 20 or so pounds I need to lose. But, hey, if the man's dick is so big he can't book appointments, that's his little cross to bear; or big one, as the case may be.
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05-26-2010, 01:17 PM
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I agree with Gonzo...this is an upsell! If she can't handle the huge ones she should politely decline instead of charging more!
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05-26-2010, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Rambro Creed
... unless you plan on having nothing but big dicks in your life.
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One can dream...
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05-26-2010, 01:27 PM
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Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
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Something about a black woman who knowingly daydreams at the sight of a man and writes about it so simply and eloquently. Big Top Gonzo gets even harder just thinking about it. Alas, the road is long.
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05-26-2010, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Dallas
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It's not an up-sell if the price is negotiated before the session is booked, and doesn't change after the session is booked. As I understand it, he didn't book the session, because her quoted price didn't match her ad.
What are you going to do, sue for false advertising?
Yea, that's what I thought. Move on. Nothing to see here.
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05-26-2010, 10:43 PM
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Join Date: Feb 23, 2010
Location: Dallas
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Originally Posted by Hawkeye9
Like I said before elseware. Car washes charge more for the big trucks to wash. Parking lots charge more to park your big truck in their lot.
same principle!!
Takes up more space and energy!! AVERAGE IS ALWAYS BEST!!
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Originally Posted by txcwby6
Her pussy, her rules. I reserve the right to charge certain clients more based upon the type of services they need so I see no reason a Provider shouldn't be able to do the same thing.
Want a fancier finish on the fireplace millowork? Pay more.
Want the drier used after your shampoo? Extra charge.
Want the 18k gold flecks added to the laquer paint for your car? Pay more.
Want some Kobe beef instead of a cut from Kroger? More $ please.
Want a Provider to accomodate your extra large dick? Guess what.
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Well Said!
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