Ok, question for the ladies.
Who gave the "Man stamp" on ball slapping 101?
I recently saw a provider, did not post her review for this reason, who went ape shit on my balls. She started pulling, twisting, and slapping my balls all over the bed. I felt like I was at Wimbledon watching my balls compete against Venus Williams power drive.
Now, don't get me wrong every man likes to have his hairy Mangos played with, but damn they are not made of play-doh and their not your dogs chew toy.
Here are some basic rules for ball play:
1: When a man's screams can be heard by dogs a mile away, you probably have gone to far.
2: Balls should stay in the sack they came in.
3: Balls are not avocados, so please don't squeeze them or sniff them.
4: Balls do not belong in the man's asshole. Your not playing basketball.
5: There is no such thing a Ballsack Jenga
6: Never use a mans ball sack as a wet nap.
7: Never use a mans ball sack as a coaster.
8: Never attempt to shave a mans ball sack while he is sleeping, awake, or alive.
9: Never pretend to milk a man's ball sack, they are not utters.
10: If you have ever seen Flinde never touch another man's balls. You could have Flindicitis.
Hope this helps.
The Mango Shake!!
