bad luck karma

[dilbert firestorm]

I'll post a list of stuff that happened to me.

you be the judge!

[dilbert firestorm]

Dilbert Firestorm's 2012 Bad Luck Report

January 2012
1 - Scratched paint on SUV
2 - Pink eye infection

February 2012
3 - Chevrolet S10 engine makes loud noise - replaced engine
4 - got ticket from local police for not yielding to police car
5 - Fingernail infection - damaged fingernail clears out late May 2012

March 2012
6 - Chrysler LHS right tire blow out

May 2012
Right hand injuries
7 - Jammed 1st finger into staple handle (joint affects thumb and 2nd finger)
8 - 1 week later - Slammed door on 2nd finger (middle finger)
9 - 2 days later - burned pinkie when got too close to the pot

June 2012
10 - Staple bite on left thumb
11 - Chipped Chrysler LHS left wheel rim - 2" wide
12 - S10 truck accident with another car - driver side fender and front corner bumper bent up

[CuteOldGuy]

Geez, it sucks to be you.

[IIFFOFRDB]

Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

Dilbert Firestorm's 2012 Bad Luck Report

January 2012
1 - Scratched paint on SUV
2 - Pink eye infection

February 2012
3 - Chevrolet S10 engine makes loud noise - replaced engine
4 - got ticket from local police for not yielding to police car
5 - Fingernail infection - damaged fingernail clears out late May 2012

March 2012
6 - Chrysler LHS right tire blow out

May 2012
Right hand injuries
7 - Jammed 1st finger into staple handle (joint affects thumb and 2nd finger)
8 - 1 week later - Slammed door on 2nd finger (middle finger)
9 - 2 days later - burned pinkie when got too close to the pot

June 2012
10 - Staple bite on left thumb
11 - Chipped Chrysler LHS left wheel rim - 2" wide
12 - S10 truck accident with another car - driver side fender and front corner bumper bent up

Law Suit. Somebody has to pay for your misfortunes. Shyster up, it's the American way.

[CuteOldGuy]

Yeah. PM TTH. He'll make those bastards pay! Even if it wasn't their fault!



Hey, TTH. Do I get a referral fee?

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Yeah. PM TTH. He'll make those bastards pay! Even if it wasn't their fault!



Hey, TTH. Do I get a referral fee?

I don't think TTH is reading this thread. lol!

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

Dilbert Firestorm's 2012 Bad Luck Report

January 2012
1 - Scratched paint on SUV
2 - Pink eye infection

February 2012
3 - Chevrolet S10 engine makes loud noise - replaced engine
4 - got ticket from local police for not yielding to police car
5 - Fingernail infection - damaged fingernail clears out late May 2012

March 2012
6 - Chrysler LHS right tire blow out

May 2012
Right hand injuries
7 - Jammed 1st finger into staple handle (joint affects thumb and 2nd finger)
8 - 1 week later - Slammed door on 2nd finger (middle finger)
9 - 2 days later - burned pinkie when got too close to the pot

June 2012
10 - Staple bite on left thumb
11 - Chipped Chrysler LHS left wheel rim - 2" wide
12 - S10 truck accident with another car - driver side fender and front corner bumper bent up

one more to the list.

13 - got bit/stung by an insect or spider this morning.

sigh sucks to be me.

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

one more to the list.

13 - got bit/stung by an insect or spider this morning.

sigh sucks to be me.

looks like the culprit is a spider, wasp or horsefly. I think I'm leaning towards horsefly.... my mom found a big horsefly attacking her...

that bite/sting really hurt!

[dilbert firestorm]

#14 - truck won't start - took it to the mechanic's shop. battery seems ok. bet its the alternator.

the hit keeps on comming... somebody up there doesn't like me..

[dilbert firestorm]

Actually this bad luck count is 15. Left one out of the list, A/C in the Chrysler broke.

I'll have to redo the list anyway.