I can't believe this entire conversation has occurred without a reference to Redneck Comedy Tour fixture Ron White! Performing before a crowd of whitebread, presumably "normal" folks, he launches into a story about his upbringing by a grandmother in the Panhandle whose first reaction to any sign of little Ron's illness was to "start sticking things in my butt." Rectal thermometers, enema tubes, suppositories, you name it, to give him the old country cure. Then he recaps:
"You can't believe how much I hated that.......................... ..........................
at first."
If you're worried about a provider's touch on your first time, there's an easy solution. Use your own finger or a vibe while masturbating. You'll find the orgasm far more intense, as I did when I was a younger man (almost a boy) and an older woman -- so punctilious about such things that she had a latex glove in her purse -- eased a finger into my ass during bbbj and tickled my fancy to the pont I'm surprised my eruption didn't tear her uvula off.
Ahhh, ass play and great times. Once she goes back (door), you'll always come back (for more).
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