This might be older than the hills, but...

[trynagetlaid]

A young newlywed went to his father and asked, "Dad, have you ever eaten any pussy?"

Dad, "Of course son, it's great. She'll be cumming and bucking all over the bed and grabbing your head...they love it."

Son, "Ok, I'm gonna give it a try."

A few days later, Dad asked son, "Well, how did you enjoy eating pussy?"

Son, "Gross, ewwww, it tasted like SHIT!!!"

Dad, "Well just move up a little higher, SON!!!"

[cptjohnstone]

he he

http://www.snotr.com/video/9194/A_Gu...-_Magic_Apples